The Worst of Perth Live Sept 3rd

Skink made up this ad for The Worst of Perth Live show to be held at the Charles on Thursday September the 3rd, under the auspices of The Comedy lounge. Thanks Skink, although I actually requested Patti Chong and She-Ra Scaffidi mud wrestling. I have already started putting the multimedia spectacular together.  Closer to the date I will give you the booking phone numbers etc. I think it’s going to be spectacular. I notice that the Armani store has just opened in perth today, so there’s no excuse not to be tarted up like Patti Chong. Jesper, hope you can make time to come down with a bag of Svenkage.

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60 Responses to The Worst of Perth Live Sept 3rd

  1. shazza says:

    Wow! Most TWOPers may have deduced my name is Sharon, but what no one could possibly have known (Bento excluded) is that Mr Shazza’s surname is Stone – true story.

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  2. skink says:

    there was some banter months ago about your Roman Spring

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  3. shazza says:

    Oh so there was – must lay off the 10am Vino.

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  4. Cookster says:

    TLA, can I do a song?

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  5. David Cohen says:

    Will you be doing any chair work on the night, shazza?

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  6. Cookster says:

    DFOC took up smoking herring in his undies.

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  7. Téa B says:

    I am so there.

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  8. Frank Calabrese says:

    Oh the cruel irony, an off duty cop charged with assauling a fellow officer – if the Mandatory Laws were passed this would mean that the Cop would be automatically sent to Jail :-)

    Mike Dean has a LOT to Answer for.

    http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/policeman-charged-with-assaulting-fellow-officer-20090728-dzvb.html

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    • margeryx says:

      Um that’s not actually irony Frank, even though Alanis may think it is.

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      • Bento says:

        A cop assaulting another cop the same week La Chong claims the taser debate is simply ‘police & law-abiding citizens vs criminals’ holds a certain irony, in my eyes.

        Sure, it’s not as good as rain on your wedding day, but…

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        • Frank Calabrese says:

          Sattler had Christian Porter on to talk about Banning offenders from using Public Transport etc plus he interviewed these bunch of Rednecks who want the drinking age raised back to 21 – which Porter thankfully doesn’t agree with.

          http://www.justicefirst.org.au/

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          • Frank Calabrese says:

            Oh and he proposes naming and shaming people in the local papers as well.

            Sattler is of course Salivating :-)

            Methinks THAT photo of him at THAT Party should be given another public airing :-)

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  9. Bill O'Slatter says:

    may the best Chong win.

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  10. xald says:

    Yew, something worth turning 18 for!

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  12. ljuke says:

    I may have to cut some eye-holes in my post-it notes, if I’m gonna turn up in full costume.

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  13. orbea says:

    jesper looks hot in his Marvin costume

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  14. curious says:

    am i the only one not attracted by lisa and patty in full mud?

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  15. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Answer : yes Curious. We’re all looking forward to a muddy nuddy frottage She-Ra- Patti face off.

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  16. Frank Calabrese says:

    Courtesy of the WA Television History Flickr page, here is Mrs Outrage at the TVW 7 30th Anniversary Ball.

    Kym Skipworth -graphix & Martin Maher-promo's

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  17. shazza says:

    OK so La Chong gets mentioned and everyone runs for litigation cover so lets change the fuckin subject.

    TLA when are you going to give us some details on ticketing for your upcoming spectacular? I may send my apologies to the stilt walkers co op, take a valium and cross the bridge.

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    • orbea says:

      I’m gonna go to this gig, get pissed and talk fashion, fascism, urban planning and swedish meatballs with Mrs Bates.

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      • shazza says:

        I’m gonna go to this gig, have 1 wine, as I will be driving. Talk to no one, have a laugh and quietly slip out the door without incident.

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        • David Cohen says:

          Come on shazza! Go all that way and not talk to any fellow TWOPers?

          Introduce yourself and you can suck my pencil.

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          • Bento says:

            You’ll recognise her, DFOC. She’s got a wonky eye, gimpy leg, ears that stick out, and bright ginger hair. I assume she’ll be wearing her standard tie-dye t-shirt and cheesecloth pants. Oh, and she’ll be on stilts, I guess, being a Thursday.

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            • shazza says:

              Bento have found the fishermans pants a bit more practical with the stilts of late. And was planning on wearing my new hemp top.

              DFOC I would only consider sucking a lead free pencil (lead being a sore topic at the mo). Do you really want to say you have no lead in your pencil?

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      • shazza says:

        Patti references noted, boy are you brave. I know a good lawyer if you need one. Wink, wink.

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