Which of these bastards was holding the other white dragons?
Tankmaster’s Wuhan office. Not more than a bushie’s blow from the banks of the Yangtse, on Behind Chang (jiang) Avenue.
And I thought I’d throw in some Chinese boozie work for youse.
And the Aussino wine shop in Nanjing. Fortunately didn’t see another Aussino on the mainland. However Hong Kong is crawlin with late middle aged Aussinos, insisting on steak dinners and aussie beer.



Magnificent Tankmaster palm, TLA, and the boozies and Aussie Wino Shop aren’t too shabby either.
p.s. You look an outside chance of Thirteen Grades of Imperial Treasure there. I’m somewhat familiar with the phrase “riding the white dragon“, (not to be confused with “chasing the dragon“), but as usual the Urban Dictionary provides too much information.
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Why do you insist on wearing a suit on your missions into The Big Green when no-one else has worn one there since 1982?
You look baffled, befuddled and bemused in your Night of the Long Tiles.
That palm is freaking me out.
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This was before drinking. Those that do wear suits have the cheap rumpled ill fitting look of your jacket and tie as seen on tv.
Snuff, someone else was holding the other two white dragons, so no chance of all treasures unfortunately. The automatic mahjong table was fantastic. For those that haven’t seen one in action, search for video. The centre pops up, you throw the finished set into the hole, and a new shuffled set pops up in front of you. Amazing.
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Don’t listen to him, TLA.
The beauty of the Thirteen Orphans, (Thirteen Unique Wonders, Thirteen Grades of Imperial Treasure) is that you only need one of each dragon. It’s a long shot, but worth a crack when you’ve got nothing, plus you can rob a concealed Kong to complete the hand.
p.s. Magic ! Now I know what I want for my birthday.
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Oh, right. I thought you needed all dragons.
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and lose the twittering sparrows! Nah.
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And by Aussie beer I mean Carlsberg
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How dare you. Fuck you! My gerbalism members insist on the highest sartorial standards, and I oblige.
Where are my durries? I insist you helicopter them over to Rottnest tout suite.
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Beautiful, LA. The red palm is almost as hideous as the blue.
Is that some sort of extremely buff cherub behind the boozies?
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Yes, whole wscene of dragons being slain et al
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even worse the wall has gaps! Devils abound…. your wonder will never be unique.
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There were a whole lot of sculptures on the banks of the (yangtze). They were mostly pretty impressive. The Smiths need to come over and learn some REAL bronze casting. Makes Paddy Hannan sculpture look like the work of two imagination deprived idiots. Which it was.
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The loss of the twittering sparrows I could live with, flynn, now that their name has been so besmirched, but it’s true that the gaps are a worry. They need to build in an automatic exorciser. Something like this.
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A salutary tail forTWOPpers : don’t smoke , always wear clean underwear when operating the intertubes , respect your dog or other pets and the squirrel grip is essential for evolution.
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The suit is perfect.
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