Delightful scene from Don Smith. Girrawheen Shopping centre. Everything is juuust right.
Remember, I’m in China this week. Moderation of comments might be slow.
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The Worst of Perth 
That. Is. Magnificent.
He’s bolting his dinner so he can be in bed by 8pm.
Where’s the missus? At a nursery, or at the cultish Red Hatters?
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I like the attempt of the diner to merge into the wallpaper
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Actually Dave, there’s a discount Rivers directly across the way. She’d be there for sure, buying jeans for $25. I bought some when I took the photo
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aka Bognia. All I can say is be-yoodi-full , an would help the BLT sink a treat. I thought it was a cut off ghost in the lanscape but nah just a foggy mountain.
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it may even be not worst.
in a worst kind of way.
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Probably here, DFOC. Do you reckon that’s Cec ?
p.s. While you’re there don’t miss Jasper (with an a). All beauty must die.
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You’re alive, DFOC!
When even a pic full of palms didn’t draw you out yesterday, I started calling all the hospitals.
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Just thought, did I say this pic was from Don Smith on the post? I hope I remembered to credit.
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Yep, TLA. All good, complete with working link to Don’s site.
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Mate. A million stories to write. Movie-reviewing commitments. Union business.
But Rolly’s luxuriant far-canal landscape was a delight.
What did the hospitals say?
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The whole of New Park Shopping Centre is a worst.
About once a month, directly opposite that masterpiece the Northern Suburbs Cake Decoration Society sets up a stall guarded by an elite security force of grandmas ready to zimmer frame-bash any “the ‘wheen” locals who try to sample the fine (probably non-edible) cake decorations.
I accept in advance that referring to “the ‘wheen” as “the ‘wheen” is probably a worst in itself.
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it is a worst because I don’t know what a wheen is. Are they like the Wirren from Tom Baker Doctor Who?
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I gather you call it ‘the ‘Wheen’ because ‘the Girra’ doesn’t sound offensive enough.
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Oh yeah. Of course
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I wish to make it abundantly clear that it is not *this* Rolly who is under discussion; though, with all the small jobs that I have to attend to “Tasker” might well be my other name.
A small slice of the sailmakers ample fortune wouldn’t go amiss either.
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… but Sony did name this after you, didn’t they ?
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I can’t see your Baravan with the hideous pink ensemble Tasker had on show.
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Well, I didn’t call the hospitals, as such.
I called Dr George O’Neil’s clinic. He muttered something about herring, something about naltrexone, and something about hyper-literacy. Then he screamed ‘eureka’ and hung up. I assumed you were being deprogrammed.
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“Moderation of comments might be slow.” more like fuckin non existent.
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Ah, the epitome of style, class and sophistication – that’s fer sure.
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That artwork is truly horrible.
I can only hope I never hear words like…..”I need to buy some shoes, lets go to the Girrawheen Shopping Centre”
Seeing that image would be like accidently seeing a video of your grandparents having sex, utterly repulsive yet strangely compelling.
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Only if by ‘shoes’ you mean ‘DBs’.
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Just had a look at the map to see where Girrawheen actually was. Ha! not a fucking chance, not for any amount of sex.
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It’s a cunt to spell too. Have seen similar artworks here in Nanjing, though would more likely have clouded peaks or dragons.
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No doubt TLA, usually they would include a serene maiden clad in flowing traditional dress and stirring a large pot of gruel whilst wistfully dreaming of her Warrior Prince.
How come you are wasting your time with us and not enjoying the delights of Nanjing?
Perhaps you could bring back a Super Deluxe gift for the person who gets the lucky 700 000 login?
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Just come back from a dinner. Have to get up at 5am for trip to Wuhan tomorrow.Today at lunch I could have had home made duck tongues. Went for sizzling beef.
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I have eaten a plate of duck tongue with the thought of how many duck ? how many tongues ? what does a duck sound like without a tongue ?
Nevetheless, they were somewhat delicious.
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How do you make duck tongues at home?
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I have suddenly got blog access, so everyone who commented is now approved, and those in the spam queue have been rescued. Except for that Gentlemen eat Asian Bever comment.
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They really should have a warning sign in front of it saying “Warning, this is not real. Don’t attempt to swim”
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Even more so given that only one of my grandparents is alive hahahahhaahhaa.
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Oops, I didn’t mean to refer to your grandparents, just grandparents in general, glad to see you found it funny anyway
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Haha, well, a good necro joke first thing is always a grade a way to start the day.
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AW 1
Slowie 0
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Can’t help wondering how many tripped out locals have attempted to jump in for a swim and ended up with head wounds.
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Would they have noticed?
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