This might raise a not worst from you. Not only are all our bus windows graffitied, but even this fake bus window must be done. Or is it part of the ad? By Michael in Subi. Not worst anyone?
Worst Talk
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The Worst of Perth 
I will believe it’s part of the ad if the interior also contains a smelly teenage boy taking up an entire seat with his schoolbag.
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Or two teens setting fire to a young woman’s hair, as I witnessed last week.
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perhaps the voting buttons could have a scale of Worst based on the regulars
1. Cookster (teeth-clenchingly bad)
2. DFOC (wince-making)
3. Skink (sunk to a new low)
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Skink, off topic for a tic. If you are short of Xtranormal material and feel like a play our Svenkage friend, Jesper has a review of Angels and Demons presently on his blog that is priceless.
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and:
4. Bento (the ultimate dismissal)
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It is truly a privilege to have a degree of Worstness named in one’s honour.
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I think the bus itself is a worst
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I concur.
Anything that even remotely looks like public transport must be tagged. I think it’s in the graffiti handbook.
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Even though I know I’m probably wrong, I like to think it’s a case of graffiti irony.
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Svenkage graffiti Ljuke?
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Anything related to buses is automatically worst. Graffiti, almost always.
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Saw on a men’s room urinal the other day:
“Stop reading this; the joke is in your hand”. Not sure if they actually used the semi-colon though.
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Semi-colon or not, that oldie is so bad it was probably the one that got TLA banned from the Fitzgerald Hotel.
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There is quite often squiggly writing.
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The bus rides in Australia are like everything else, totally overrated. The ride is painfully boring, nothng to see but road.
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Yer molly is much too coddled, shaz.
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Rolly,
tell me, you do know Jesper of the Svenkage, ja?
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Don’t think so shaz, but I may have unknowingly met his grandmother in my early peripateic period.
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……read “peripatetic”…..
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Then you simply must cast your eye over the More Svenkage thread, all will become clear…or not.
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Are you really attempting to equate the hallowed GABA (Great Australian Bugger All) of the inland with the glorious expanses of the Indian Ocean? (Or/and Southern Ocean, if that be your inclination.)
Or have you failed to don flippers and air-tanks (literally and metaphorically) to explore beneath the superficiality of human perception ?
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Notorious an suspicious missin the point.
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You reckon ?
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Depends on whether or not you are being Ironic Rolly.
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Back to Internet irony school , Ja ! , an Shazza you are the first poet of Svenkage.
Urusel Svenkage, men jag försöker så gott jag kan
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I don’t even possess an iron to be ironic with.
Too many pressing duties and not a single one achieved.
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The reply button’s gone awol here, so I’ll post one here, Bill.
My svenkage also leaves a lot to be desired, but are they having a sale, too ?
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There’s a limit of 9 replies to each.
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Gotcha, TLA. It’s easy enough to get around by just linking back to the comment I’m replying to, if needs be.
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Bill thankyou for bestowing the honourable title of Alpha Svenkage poet on moi.
I have a lot of people to thank, but big props have to go to Jesper, who taught me everything I now know about Svenkspeak.
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Svenkage is a good servant but a bad master.
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Ha ha! And they are dull, and smell of old turds.
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Rolly, Shazzas’ Svenkage is highly grammatical.
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I did mention the possibility that I may have met his Gramma.
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Cimbali Junior is now a regular bus user and is a complete convert because, unlike the train, the lunatics aren’t allowed to wander about willy nilly.
He has confronted the issue of bus etiquette eg: What do you do when a regular commuter is asleep and his stop is approaching?
Do you wake him violently, wake him subtly or not wake him at all?
He has also cursed those Gas Bus panels because they prevented the photographing of several TWOP worthy events on the bus route.
Not worst as it is a very half arsed attempt.
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I’m not sure how to feel, since I spent hours photoshopping the graffiti off the original photo before it was put up at Subi. Next time I might just put my own graffiti on the windows so people think it’s already been tagged and they’ll leave it alone.
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Definite worst. I’m ashamed to say that I was involved in the printing of the bus itself, as well as all the other hideous transperth advertisement at Subi oval.
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