Lots of great submissions this week. Enough to squander two good ones on one post. Meccano encountered a trailer full of animal skins in Orrong Rd. Where else? (In fact the car was full of skins too.) We have bears? And one from The Cookster who saw a head. In a car. Looks like the guy in Underbelly who plays Terry Clark. With the same range of emotions. (Comparison shot included).
We have bears?
Bring me the head...
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the hair is more realistic on the mannequin
(is Matthew borrowing one of his father’s wigs?)
don’t upset him, he might thump you
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I have one question for each: why?
I found a much better picture of Mr Newton Jnr here:
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Hmmm. Wasn’t it Cookster who has also brought us other weird mannequin monstrosities??
If so, I suspect he has slaked his unnatural desires on them at home, tossed them on the verge, and then waited until they’re elsewhere to photograph them.
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Do you think we’ll see Jungle Jane after his next mate’s birthday, DFOC ?
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Outrage, I am stalked by manequins, as I am also stalked by those damnable daylight saving zombies.
The weird thing about this head was that the rest of the car was quite normal. I can imagine the Newton head looking quite at home in some jam packed hippy wagon festooned with rainbow flags, but this was a neat and tidy people mover in suburban Wembley.
What interested me the most was why in a car with so much room he had the head jammed in against the window?
Crazy fucking western suburbanites.
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I’m disappointed you chose to let that notorious clown The Lazy Aussie break the pic, Cookster, instead of the Post.
But I am a forgiving union identity – I am, after all, concerned with your mental well-being this week: how are you coping from having to adjust your clocks?
Matt Birney almost has me convinced it will be a close vote, with the righteous emerging victorious.
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Alas Outrage, I think the whinging stay at home, early to bed, let’s go and have dinner at five fucking thirty majority will have their way on this one.
But it’s okay. On the first day of summer I plan to walk the beaches in the outrageously bright 5.30am dawn smashing the kneecaps of the selfish bastards who voted ‘no’.
Let’s see how much they enjoy their early morning walks then. Fuckers.
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In that case I’ll knock off work early so i can enjoy the extra heat I can’t do anything in.
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You have a comrade in arms here Cookster. I’ll kick em in the head once they lay in the sand pathetically begging for mercy.
Those of us in the yes camp know its doomed, doomed I tells ya.
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For the first time ever I find myself the proud owner (well, lessee) of blockout curtains, so even if the zombies get their way (and they will, the fuckers), I can at least still sleep until midday on weekends. Looking forward to going to bed after Neighbours, though.
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I’ve been compelled to blog about this and some of you have lead roles.
http://theperthfiles.blogspot.com/2009/04/daylight-saving-zombies-attack.html
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Cookster your a gem. That blog had me in tears of laughter.
BTW I’m following you on twitter under another ndp.
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Thanks Shazza, there are about four parts to the DLS zombie saga, two of which were penned by Teh Outrage and TLA while in Howling Wolf / octopus induced states.
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But I HATE Daylight Savings :-) And I’m voting NO :-)
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Ah Frank, you disappoint me. Next thing you’ll be telling me you’re the key note speaker at the National Party’s Christmas Party!
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No Way, I’m a card carryng ALP Member :-)
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‘Twould not surprise me, Snuff. He lives in Wembley, after all.
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I’ve seen that head before (the one in the car, not Moonface Jr). Two gents inexplicably brought heads on sticks to a Gerling/Machine Gun Fellatio gig in Freo about 5/6 years ago, and that, I’m sure, was one of them.
It appears the gag still has legs.
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Hello? Is this thing on?
Legs, people! It’s a disembodied head!
I’m wasting gold on you pigs.
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Thats the problem with this medium, you dont hear the laughs and so dont get the non verbal feedback (must kill LA some days). So here goes-
Hee hee hee, haa ha ha ooohh, hee hee ha ha ha. Legs! He said legs, and it doesnt have any legs coz its a head…without legs. Hahhhh hee hee hee ho ho ho. Love your work Bento.
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Umm, pearls? Or are pearls only for swine, not pigs?
I wondered long and hard about that one. Even checked the mannequin photo again to make sure it didn’t have a billiard ball in its mouth.
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Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
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