A friend once told me she had become totally absorbed in Surfie poetry. I was really impressed until I found that she had said “Sufi Poetry“, which tends towards the sappy.
If you desire the wave, and chicks,
Do not cease to pour out lamentation,
For a perfect storm comes,
hot from the furnace of your shorts,
Cool from the esky of your soul. The Lazy Aussie, Mystics of Surfie
Which brings us to this item, which was bought from that hotbed of Sufiism, Floreat Forum. I came for the spelling, but stayed for the apostrophe.
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Sufer little children – you must be over 18 or have forged ID to order drinks here.
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Surf’s short
Death’s long
So’s me dick
Pass the bong
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Suf’s up!
TLA’s Sufi craps all over my haiku.
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Sufers is a delightful little village in Switzerland, famous for its small wicker boats, which are paddled across Lake Sufnersee using very short wooden paddles.
I’ll have a schnapps, please
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sufers
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Hee! Hee!
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Jesus you were serious! perhaps we should get in touch with Mayor Rolf Gloor.
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With what eye is the cunt-kini observed?
Not by mine, the lover,
Where desire boils as the river meets the sea.
Only the creator (Sportscraft) can view itself.
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Sufis do suffer
Whirling dervishes welcome
Sudan surf piss up
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It’s plastered on the walls all
around the school now
(Surfers rule
Surfers rule)
Becoming just as common as
a golden rule now
(Surfers rule
Surfers rule)
Take it or leave it but you
better believe it
Surfers rule
They burn’t it in the grass on
the football field now
(Surfers rule
Surfers rule)
Just try to make them
cool it and they’ll never
yield now
(Surfers rule
Surfers rule)
[ Find more Lyrics on http://www.mp3lyrics.org/s3H ]
Take what you’ve heard now and
go pass the word now
Surfers rule
It’s a genuine fact that the Surfers rule
A woody full of Surfers
pullin’ long side a wagon
(Surfers rule
Surfers rule)
The Hodaddies sittin’ while the
Surfers are draggin’
The Surfers are winnin’
and they say as they’re
grinnin’
Surfers rule
Surfers rule
(Four Seasons you better believe it)
Surfers rule
(Four Seasons you better believe it)
Surfers rule
(Four Seasons you better believe it)
Surfers rule
(Four Seasons you better believe it)
Surfers rule
(Four Seasons you better believe it)
Surfers rule
(Four Seasons you better believe it)
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Don’t forget Sufers Paradise!
http://www.travelpod.com/travel-blog-city/Australia/Sufers%20Paradise/tpod.html
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Cookster, Floreat Forum is your neck of the woods. Ever enter any mystical poem/wet t shirt contests down there?
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Failed ‘Girls Gone Wild’ franchises #17: Spring Break Sufi-ism!
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Nah bro, but a bunch of us are joining Dr Fun for a two week trip into the grim wilderness of Northern California to surf a remote reef called ‘Heart Attacks’ if you care to join us?
Might be difficult getting over The Devil’s Hoof, but that is one mystic break my friend.
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Could this be some kind of wishful thinking to connect the plentiful water in the Sufnersee with the diabolical lack of the same in Perry (?)Lakes (Puddles. Is there anything in there these days?)
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or the chisel classic –
Lookin’ like a Coir Girl
She’s cryin’ like a refuge, ay?
Lookin’ like a Coir Girl
she aint no doormat after a love tap from me
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See also: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-the-fail-room-fail.jpg
I think it can be plural without having to be ownership. Like, I dunno, the “Big Cats Section” at Perth Zoo.
A few of the State Teachers – sorry, Teachers’ – Unions seem to think it’s a coin toss.
http://www.nswtf.org.au/
Taking off my wanker hat and putting on my Jesus hat again:
“Sufer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.”
–Matthew 19 to the motherfucken 14, homeboy
[I’m edgy like that]
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