See Wanneroo Road and Die

This area has become a bit of a worst hotspot. I won’t be surprised to see crop circles in the McDonald’s carpark at this rate.

As I was on my way to take the shot of the half mast debacle on Wanneroo Road the other day, what should I see but this sightseeing bus also going down Wanneroo Rd! On the right ladies and gentlemen, you’ll see Nandos, and an assortment of flags at various stages of masting. Behold Michael Keenan! Also the very rare  tv repair place. This is a real treat ladies and gentlemen, because the last person to get their TV repaired rather than throw it away, died in 1983. Almost as embarrassing as that awful tram thingy. What the hell is this bus doing here without blacked out windows?

I was intending to go back to that other worst hotspot Beaufort Street, to celebrate the return to posting of The Beaufort Street Bloggers, but perhaps more relevant is that today is The Worst of Perth stalwart and Osborne Park specialist Vic “Main Street” Demised’s birthday. Happy Birthday Vic. Worst well my friend.


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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16 Responses to See Wanneroo Road and Die

  1. Grrr says:

    I won’t be surprised to see crop circles in the McDonald’s carpark at this rate.

    Well, there are already tyre circles.

    Since I can’t see any tourists, and since Dizzy Lamb Park has burnt down, I’m going to hopefully assume the bus is headed to the depot.

    The alternative is too much to contemplate.

    (Incidentally, I assume the bus is assuming Mr Keenan’s office? How was his flag? And is that Cheesecake Shop as closed at it looks?)


  2. Snuff says:

    Then again, Grrr, the dearth of punters may just be a reflection upon the sevice offered. TLA could probably have done better if he’d commandeered it for a TWOP Tour.


  3. David Cohen says:

    Happy Birthday Vic. Your birthday is shared by Tea Leoni, porn actress Jamie Lynn and George Harrison.


  4. 50th Birthday no less.


  5. Bill O"Slatter says:

    Me mate , Buckets O’Barf reckon this is the best way to spot new fast food joints. An 50th – L’ancien regime.


  6. Bento says:

    But where to go for a special 50th celebration?

    Happy Birthday Vic.


  7. Cookster says:

    Good work Vic – seared chicken burgers all round my friend.


  8. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Re: trams (strangely predictive post two years ago ) , it’s remarkable how serious this blog was then before Ms Patpong and several others ( e.g Barra) reduced the tone of discussion.


  9. Ljuke says:

    Happy Birthday, old bean.


  10. Vic Demised says:

    Jeez, guys. I’m so touched… Thanks.

    I have spent the morning with my union lawyer, plotting the destruction of the Department of Education and Training. Now THAT would be worth celebrating!


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