…and I can see clearly
from my diamond eyes,
I’m going to the mountain with the Property Council
no-one will accept all of me
so the Fire…will stop The Gun Club
Astonishing in concept and ineptitude, even for free graphic design, this is perhaps the worst example I have ever seen. If you have an event with 3 speakers, why choose a design that requires 4 heads? Or is Roosevelt expected to speak as well? It’s like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, with Brett, Luke, Ian – AND pestilence.
Then having chosen the design why paste square pics with no attempt to make them fit? And then go in a new direction, 3 Wise Men that actually fits the number of your participants? Bento found this one, but was not sure if it was worst worthy. You bet you boiled cuntkini it is Bento. (BTW phrases Boiled cuntkini, and beaver damming (c) Cookster.)
This is the Andre Rieu of Graphic design.
I’d like to see some reps from the Australian Graphic design Association take part in the question and answer session. “Why weren’t comic sans and papyrus fonts used on alternate lines?” “Brett Wilkins’ chin? Why?” “Why didn’t you shift Ian Armstrong to the right so he could have had Lincoln’s beard?” “My eyes! Why have you soiled my eyes?” “What’s my Subi pied a terre worth?”
It is, of course, being held at the temple of worst The Hyatt. Well of course it is.