This faux-doo seen in Fairlie South Island. Another obscenity where words may fail. I spluttered as I saw it. It also appears to be made of bamboo or something. Bollocks, or Bowlux in aborigine. Can’t Mr Eggington come over and sort this out.
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The Worst of Perth 
Looks like another kiwi blow job.
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I’m thinking I might start up a business making Tikis (Tukus in Maori?) out of recycled VB cans.
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I can’t find the thread where we were saying how much we hate Nicole Kidman, but the West have jumped on thebandwagon:
http://blogs.thewest.com.au/general/helen-crompton-%e2%80%93-why-australia-doesnt-need-our-nic/?co=1
and teh West reports that “dozens of film buffs are lining up in Innerloo to catch the opeing of ‘Australia’ in Perth”
dozens? that should fill the first couple of rows
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Hey , hey , hey , if anybody should be in a Baz Luremann campfest it’s our Nic and Hugh whatsisface.
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Crikey has a photo of Huge Ackman and N’cole under the title
“Australia: the World says No”
Huge says: “I don’t know whether to laugh or cry”
Nicole says: “I can’t do either”
“Well, it’s official. Australia is crap. The only raging debate amongst reviewers world wide is exactly why the movie that was supposed to save our film industry is quite this woeful — Nicole Kidman (and her immovable forehead) is a primary target. But apparently cliches can make a movie and a few starry-eyed Americans think Australia is so bad it’s good…”
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But hasn’t the expert Paul Murray told us why it’s good yet?
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No doubt he is waiting until opinion has formed, and then will tell us that he had said it was crap all along. Not that he’s seen it, but he could tell from the poster
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