I sometimes wonder whether it is EVER possible to do something good with a dolphin, graphic design wise. This looks like an aquatic version of a dog covering a fresh turd with dirt. What is it about the dolphin that makes them impervious to good design or sculpture?
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Why do you need good design or anything aesthetic when the way to a person’s purse is through their heart strings.
Especially when so many are woefully out of tune with “good” anything.
“Give me a greenback over a green field, anytime.”
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I blame that cuddly-wuddly dolphin Flipper. You can all hear him bleating can’t you?
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Well it’s a dolphin, a water creature innit. And it’s not in the water. It’s on the side of a bus. How can that ever look good? Like any dolphin out of water.
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[ It’s on the side of a bus. How can that ever look good? ]
Prolly better than splattered all over the front like sheep and our local marsupials.
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Here’s a good one of a dolphin being electrocuted:
http://www.brunswickbyronnetball.com.au/node/63
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a good dolphin graphic.
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Angry dolphin logo:
http://www.dais.com.au/CaseStudyView.asp?fv=7&b=3&d=1&CaseStudyid=57
Dolphin jumping the shark logo:
http://www.dolphinre.com.au/
Humannoid dolphin!:
http://lakemacquariedolphins.org.au/1.html
Alas you are right LA.
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Jeezus! DFOC
http://lakemacquariedolphins.org.au/1.html
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Marvel Comics : “Dolphin M-a-a-a-n”.
H-u-u-e-e-e-y (sez he, on his knees, praying to the water closet god.)
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That Lake Macquarie dolphin bears a striking resemblance to Belinda Neal.
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On this site you can do your own dolphin graphic for 5 bucks.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.speedysigns.com/images/decals/400c/SDEPSL3/TOURSTR3/SAA1786.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.speedysigns.com/decals/graphic_colordecal_1106.htm&h=208&w=400&sz=11&hl=en&start=28&um=1&tbnid=xGt1b8qOAR57lM:&tbnh=64&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddolphin%2Bgraphic%26start%3D18%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den-us%26sa%3DN
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The custom dolphin one is also hideous. Has anyone seen a good dolphin graphic?
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There’s a brand of toilet paper with lots of lovely aquatic creatures frolicking all over it -dolphins included. How poetic that they end up -bleached and pulped- back in their native element.
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Oh Vic, yes I meant to take a shot of that toilet paper. We use Paul Murray’s columns for toilet paper at our place. Only problem is that your arse tends to fall asleep from boredom.
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