Dog my Cats. (No seriously, dog them). I haven’t tried the interior, but on the outside, The Carlisle hotel has tried to disguise their Cocos Palm infestation by erecting a giant neon Coconut Palm. This from Ljuke, or it may have been his beer glasses talking. The whole thing may not be real, just a mirage in the desert that is Carlisle. New bands, new management, new fake palm species.
If you are graffitiing train carriage windows on the Armadale line you’ll go past this one. Remember, there are no cocos palms here. There is nothing to see. Go about your business.
CARLISLE HOTEL MOTEL 174 Rutland Avenue Carlisle WA 6101 PH:FAX: 08 9362 6689 Email: carlislehotelmotel@westnet.com.au * Fully self-contained units * Ideally suited to families * Directly opposite the railway station …
The Worst of Perth 
The cocos palms look like they are about to mug the fake coconut palm – either that or they are forming a boy band.
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The “TreeGees” maybe?
“How Deep are your roots?
your roots how deep…….”
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The hotel has new owners now and the hotel has had a major fit out. The plastic Palm tree is gone and they have a very nice Irish bar. The food is some of the best in Perth now. What a change to what the hotel used to be.
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No such thing as a “very nice Irish bar.” Much like saying “very nice plague of locusts.”
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Maybe in Ireland there’s a nice one?
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nothing against xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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thats not what i wrote, its xxxxxxxx pub and xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx. Thats xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx.
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he
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Yes is that because xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
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So where did they shift all the Carlisle muggers, small-time crims, car thieves and handbag-snatchers to, if the Carlisle Hotel is now the greatest? Or do you still have to post security guards on your car when you’re inside the pub, and get a personal escort from the bar to the car park? I won’t even talk about the dangers of just standing around the station.
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“The food is some of the best in Perth now.”
Tapas?
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