The Flangemaster was quick to get in touch when he saw we were in Perth Scotland. “You better be photographing,” he said. The pressure! We photographed – but it was thin beer, comrades. The Scottish Perthians love their humps and have a Watergate, have drive-in clothing shops, and have delightful sculptures. Here I am with the Fair Maid of Perth: Sir Walter Scott set his novel in the damp but fair Scottish town. When is someone going to set a novel in our Perth?In Brighton they’re particular about what goes into which hole.Booze is cheap, and you can buy it at 9am from supermarkets! They have many different types, as per this shop in Bradford-on-Avon:Never mind burl tables or clocks: the Pommies (the ones in Grange-on-Sands, anyway) use the whole tree for their utilitarian art.And there is close community engagement between law enforcement and citizens in Fort William.