Krazy Kym saw a new line in Linda McCartney pies last night. They made me uncomfortable. Could you eat a dead woman’s pies? I’ve never been able to buy Paul Newman’s sauce since he carked it. Simon Johnson is still alive and well, as far as I know, but his packaging makes me feel a little queasy.
It’s all…wet stuff. If any TWOPers can help with the intent of this Floreat kitchen sign I’d be grateful.
Green wet stuff, too. Whatever happened to Flavor Aid green cordial? Can you still get it? After an evening at the Garden City building site, chucking rubbish at kids from Applecross SHS, there was nothing more refreshing to a Brentwood bogan than a tall glass of lime cordial.
Enough wittering: I may not be able to post next week, as I’ll be at a vital event about public health…
“Imagine a place where the state mass medicates the population with a scientifically proven toxin that itself is a freely acknowledged waste product of heavy industry. This mass medication takes place irrespective of citizens health needs, is arbitrary in its administration, and is enforced without any democratic consensus or independent scrutiny. In addition this mass medication costs taxpayers tens of millions of dollars a year, and yet 99.99% of its output never hits its intended target. Welcome to Western Australia in 2012. After over 40 years of unquestioning acquiescence to to this illogical dogma it is time for WA’s citizens to take back ownership of our most precious resource – our water supply.”
I encourage TWoPers to sink their teeth into this one. Don’t you all realise Mrs Marsh was just a useful idiot? See you at the Fluoride Free WA talk at the State Library next Sunday, 2pm-4pm.
The Worst of Perth 
That Simon Johnson stuff is the shiz. Not worst. Or Perth either really
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What’s that? Even better than Maggie Beer, you allege??
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Needs more verjuice.
I never could pass up free fluoride. I’m in.
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I haven’t seen Maggie Beer ones. The SJ ones are really good, crap all over all known SOR Thai takeaway anyway. Now there’s a worst: green curry so called because it contains… green food colouring.
Made in Thailand, doubt SJ got his hands dirty at any point in the process.
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Simon Johnson pack looks like a Gaviscon ad. Or Metamucil.
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anti-fluoride nutters? i’m in
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City of Perth
The Water Labyrinth will be off this week while installation of the Robert Drewe poetry pavers is completed.
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I SAID “City of Perth
The Water Labyrinth will be off this week while installation of the Robert Drewe poetry pavers is completed.”
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Maaate: we expect breaking news from you. Do you want a Walkley?
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On the subject of breaking news DFoC, front page of the Post and you couldn’t use this? For shame Sir, for shame.
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Is it a little old?
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i’m guessing you are expecting a worst?
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It would be I suggest extraordinary if poetry pavers turned out to be not worst, but who knows? Perhaps I’ll be surprised.
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The Labrynth verges on a Worst; fancies itself as some kind of modernist comment on the Versailles one.
So poor old Drewe got picked to be the fall-guy for the next stage of Versaillesimilitude in the water – the French had poetry stuck on theirs, so the good burghers of Worst found a poet with water and West connections perhaps? Hope they don’t leave Drewe drowned there alone.
Cringing here.
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The kids like it.
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Anyone seen this poetry paver thingy yet?
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When you have got Gina Rhinehart’s poetry on a rock in Morley, a few Robert Drewe pavers don’t sound that bad. After a few years in Perth you can pretty much deal with anything.
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well I’m guessing Drewe won’t be that bad.
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Oh no, he’s a Wintoner!
A dead end becomes a creek
that sources water out of paperbarks,
the roots of marris and banksia
remembered only as street names.
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Marri? Banksia? What about callitris? (callitris glaucophylla)
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Niggerhead nil?
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Actually that is his co criminal Kinsella.
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Blah blah Perth cant keep its doors unlocked blah blah city held to ransom blah blah beaches affected by contrails
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Sharks. Beaches in Perth are affected by sharks. If I believe the Worst Australian, there are a dozen sharks per swimmer at Perth beaches, and being eaten by a shark has slotted in as the number one cause of death in Western Australia.
(AlsoI have green cordial in my cupboard)
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