There was a lot of tech talk necessary for Josh to get this shot from Sydney Rd Brunswick to us, as in,
“Honey, where’s the cord that connects the phone to the computer?”
“There’s a cord?”
“Yes, where is it?”
“I’m sure it didn’t come with a cord.”
“It totally had a cord.”
“Why should I know where your cord is?”
“It’s your phone. And your cord…”
“Why don’t you email it?”
“Without a cord?”
“Yes, I’m sure you can email from the phone…”
But well worth the domestic to get it. I can def believe that they can’t keep enough rectal syringes on the shelves.
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The Worst of Perth 
Ask the pharmacist. “Ummm, … I have a friend ….”
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You see … I was having a shower and .,, um … washing my bike … and I slipped
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Can you use a rectal syringe to remve a recal syringe you slipped on in the shower?
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It sounds like the sort of remedy that ends with the patient swallowing a horse.
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Special K? Didn’t she win the Mullingup Stakes last year?
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Yay – gravatar success!
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HOW!, Mine never works!
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Let’s get this party started bitches:
Flush
Feeling full of shit? No joke
Unless you can embrace it
Even then it rises in your throat
Till you begin to taste it
In recommended Swiss pensions
Or fabled Orient
You seek ablution of your sins
And unpassed aliment
Or if you prefer familiar faces
If content with native means
Of flushing out of hidden spaces
Impaction so obscene
Your humble local chemist stocks
The very thing required
Let the ignorant and foolish mock
In their dejections mired
While you are free no matter where
The plunger is at hand
Jetting out all forlorn cares
With tingling prostate gland
For unknown pleasures surely wait
On those who dare to win
Their battle with the choking tide
Of excrement within
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you go to the best parties
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You, and possibly we sould do this.
Regime Books, an independent publisher based in Perth’s William Street arts district, has announced a new poetry prize for work that tackles the dark underside of life.
Whether it is life on the streets, alcohol, drugs, sex or crime, there has for hundreds of years been a profound attraction for writers to the seedier elements of existence.
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Did you say “arts” district?
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“district”?
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I thought the whole point of Perth was that there was no dark underside of life. Just blue skies, white beaches and registered lawns as far as the eye can see.
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And palm trees.
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That sounds a bit more like Malibu. I’m thinking the last five minutes of “Kiss Me Deadly.”
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I see what you mean, BSWAM. It’s more Blue Velvet than blue skies.
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Which opens up an interesting topic – is there a form of Perth Noir? I think in the US the Australian outback is what’s associated with crime dramas/surrealism and/or science fiction – “Long Weekend,” “A Shot in the Dark,” “Walkabout” “Mad Max,” etc. The cities and suburbs not so much.
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Wake in Fright would be the definitive film – and one of the best Australian films.
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and Tarborda Road Services are a continual reminder of it. Taborda was the small town where the teacher (idiot) was sent. No doubt based on an obscure Russian novel.
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Nearly as good as Under The Lighthouse Dancing.
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Which would suggest that Australian Noir is specifically rural….(?)
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I’m not sure Perth could have a noir. We are only just building our old alleys.
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We’re no Snowtown anyway.
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There is “Lantana” but it takes itself too seriously. Add “Picnic at Hanging Rock” to your rural horrors list if you haven’t seen it BSWAM.
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Hate Picnic at Hanging Rock. What lot of crap.
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No way, it’s great. As is “Snowtown”.
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Wolfe Creek?
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Bad Boy Bubby. See it here.
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no. don’t.
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“Ask the pharmacist”, eh ? That’s the one where they hold your regattas and polish your dolphin, right ?
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