Gilding The Willy

Haven’t had a car up for a while. Here are two. One decorated professionally and badly. One amateurishly and badly. The fact that someone paid good money for that blade design, gives the points to the amateur. Pig Drifter wins by a mile. Bedford and Bentley.

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15 Responses to Gilding The Willy

  1. Del Quant says:

    Pig Drifter wins for the rear window art alone. Do you suppose he’s Jewish, or just really likes mushrooms?

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  2. Mazarina says:

    Pig Drifter is pure gold! It has a certain insouciant rebelliousness, much like a celebrity swearing on a talk show. Unexpected yet utterly entertaining.

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  3. David Cohen says:

    is Pig Drifter outside Troy Buswell’s place? I only ask as that seems to be a bra hanging in the tree behind the vehicle…

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  4. Liam Hogan says:

    Oh yeah. Aerodynamic roofrack.
    And you know there’s got to be a benefit in being able to leave your car windows open when you park it, knowing that the thing that can happen has already happened.

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  5. The front is riding suspiciously high. I think the donk might have been nicked.

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  6. Del Quant says:

    David – that’s actually Troyboy’s car, the very same one in which he met with Noel Crichton-Browne in the carpark of Parliament House to get their Canal Rocks story straight before giving evidence to the CCC. Later that night he went to a Back To The Future Party as Biff, so as to save money on a costume.

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  7. crankynick says:

    Extra points to the first one, for putting an attempted hot racing paint job over what appears to be a 2000 Toyota Corolla.

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  8. The petrol cap has a graphic of a cat and a chicken calling each other chicken and pussy. Was going to add it, but the penis pig sparco drifter was already the winner.

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  9. CK says:

    It’s a Mazda, surely?

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  10. This is the question Del Quant , who can Boy Troy trust well ?

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  11. Nettie says:

    No, it’s definitely a Civic. The pig car is a Rolla, KE70 to be precise ;-)

    Go the Rolla!

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  12. CK says:

    You’ll be pleased to know, Nettie, there’s an entire site dedicated to Pig Drifters: http://www.geocities.com/WallStreet/3636/ke70/

    Well spotted BTW.

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  13. Mr XY says:

    If you must know why the Rolla is ridin high, its becuase the donk is gettin a new BIG end, just like the one it took in the rear!!

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  14. Hey XY. Nice to see you back.

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