Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 211 elegy for Jamie Oliver

Posted on August 23, 2015 by rottobloggo

Carried through many nations and over Gage Roads You arrived, bruvva, to be squashed in Shenton Park So I present you with a herby tribute of death And speak in vain to your pasta dishes Your fortune has carried you, … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 210 you rock 

Posted on August 16, 2015 by rottobloggo

I know JJ will love this. I love it too: I always knew these western suburbs bays were god’s country.        This wasn’t so rocking. WWF is making a grave error: I wouldn’t be surprised if it shows … Continue reading →

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same-sex marriage position

Posted on August 12, 2015 by rottobloggo

Is it possible to “suck up” in this position? Or is that dogging code?

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Outrage Sunday 209 no elitism

Posted on August 9, 2015 by rottobloggo

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s the elitism of those powered, clothes-hanging uncycled jumble sales.     It was all happening at Fishmarket Reserve (although the Swan Valley wasn’t being given away in a goodie bag). Cottesloe’s Sculpture … Continue reading →

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Perth blast

Posted on August 6, 2015 by rottobloggo

Localise that event which happened 70 years ago. No jokes about Subiaco vibrancy, thanks.

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kids walk to school

Posted on August 4, 2015 by rottobloggo

Hold the front page! Good thing they weren’t trampled by cows. Or got their heads trapped in rails.

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aircraft’s demise

Posted on August 3, 2015 by rottobloggo

Good spot by Bento: “That plane will be forever in our hearts.”

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Outrage Sunday 208 garbage

Posted on August 2, 2015 by rottobloggo

I was enraged at this Joondalup outrage. How enraged? Probably more than if Tony Abbott woke up to find a wind turbine in his toilet. I wrote to the council and asked why we had to have Americanisms on our … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 207 East Vic Park

Posted on July 26, 2015 by rottobloggo

Warning: no parking Next to the green bin at the  Oriental Mart.        

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the other big bang theory

Posted on July 24, 2015 by rottobloggo

Where to start? I’m disappointed Shazza didn’t send this ad last week from the Chook (props A. Smith & P. Thomson) to TWOP. I’m surprised Abs Conder hasn’t napalmed Teh Voice (which he once described as a “pool of poofterism”). … Continue reading →

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