Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

The East shall rise again

Been trying to get this pro slavery apartment in East Perth for a while. Is this what we’re doing now?

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Dumb of a kind

Excruciatingly bad Matthew Priddis doorstop. Perfect recreation including his midfield speed. By Hutch. York. 

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Commodores

A photo that is the essence of what the worst of perth has been. Wonderful. Swan Yacht club. By Reign of Error. 

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Merch

JaneZ shares some lovely – although baffling merchandise from my place of work. (keep that in mind if you don’t want xxxxxs as comments). I would like to have one of those. Thank you for all your great submissions JaneZ. … Continue reading

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More last worsts from the global surrounds

A few more from BSWAM waving goodbye. What can I say. When you have a big old mansion on the Hudson, sometimes you just need a really fucking fancy fence with two-headed eagles and shit. Conversely, you can just lean … Continue reading

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Boab Drive

Quinns Rock. By Bento. The circular window in the centre of brick wall also worth the drive. Was that once the other side of a double carport? Nice also, the understated “ironing board” on the back of the car.

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The goon genital connection

Noted this rather charming sculpture in Howard Street almost 9 years ago. (A reminder literally below.) Mark G returns in the last days of the blog with this…tribute? Warning? Attempt at modesty? In any case, we’ve all ended up naked … Continue reading

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