Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Wheendmills

Posted on July 11, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Orbea is tentatively labelling this Girrawheen Quixote as not worst. It does have something. Which Girrawheen doesn’t. Classic TWOP submission. 

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Bunbury Dick

Posted on July 10, 2013 by AHC McDonald

This is not the Bunbury I remember. Political correctness gone mad. By Daniel. I guess if it were in Aukland..?

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At The Sands

Posted on July 9, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Nice bike path from Misspent Yoof. Reminds me of Doha if not for Ellenbrook’s lush vegetation. Is this another Barnett broken promise? Would be a nice place for a desert Universal Studios as I saw in Dubai. Just a gate. … Continue reading →

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Whaleback

Posted on July 8, 2013 by AHC McDonald

With it seems just about all TWOP stalwarts and staff recent or current international travellers and none of us apparently seeing “cock one” if I can put it like that, (apart from Outrage’s “Dick Intake” and I did see a … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 255

Posted on July 6, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Shazza sent in some Cambridge graff. Not town city of Cambridge, but the real one. Fin saw a haunting still life from Woolies Morley Galleria. The discarded box of disposable gloves, the tip-eaten carrot, the novelty bed linen. This sick … Continue reading →

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The Isa

Posted on July 5, 2013 by AHC McDonald

The most surprising thing about this sign is that 1) nobody has amended it to “Real Pussie”, which frankly would be quite easy, and 2) that there isn’t “cock one” graffitied on it. By Jaidyn Jaxxon.

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Alannah’s Up!

Posted on July 4, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Alannah’s running in Perth, my electorate! It’s great news. I couldn’t stand that prick Smith. Surely Alannah can defeat Darryl Moore, who lives in fucking Dalkeith! I haven’t met him myself, but I have heard a a journalist (not Outrage) describe … Continue reading →

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Spice down your love life

Posted on July 4, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Nothing stirs the loins like a cold bottle of grape juice. Chilled silence ensues. I hope the dude delivering it doesn’t ask for a tip, unless he wants a single red rose delicately inserted in his eye. Doha Qatar.

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The Crap you Make

Posted on July 3, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Yes I’m back from The Gulf. I did see one solitary cock and balls in Qatar (Perth style) which I couldn’t get a shot of, but most of the little graffiti I saw in the region was of the “I … Continue reading →

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Hardy Boys

Posted on June 28, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Abu Dhabi buzzing with the news that the hot new Hardy Boys mysteries are finally in. The town hasn’t been this worked up since Blyton’s steamy “5 cover up their faces” came out in 1937.

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