I fear that the “Aussie Menu” once found in all Chinese restaurants is no more. Chinese state run conglomerates are buying up Aussie Chinese menus and bending them to their will. Fillet steak comes from the barrel of a gun. True story. Kalamunda. Yes Bento the first new laminate menu since the cultural revolution for this well known Kalamunda establishment has arrived. Prepare for a free trade agreement rammed up a human arse. Forever.
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The Worst of Perth 
All those dishes look the same anyway.
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Same with the waiters. So confusing.
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They only come up to your knees.
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They had to change it to “Chinese style”, as “Doggie style” wasn’t producing the results they wanted. It was supposed to appeal to the Koreans, but all it did was produce lots of guffaws.
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no one was buying the vegan style
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“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in SoFro anymore.”
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Sign outside Kala pub says ‘Thursdays Rump and Chips $12.’ They can jam the chips but their Rump sounds interesting, didn’t know it was permitted on premises.
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You want the reef and beef or the rump and pump?
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The Kala Clampetts want some good ole CY O’Connor pipelayin’. $12 Thursdays ya’ll come on down now
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Chill factor.
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The ghost of Chairman Mao has been sited fairly often in Kalamunda in recent years. I sense his presence is now being felt in the local Chinese choke and puke.
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Chairman Mao is dead?
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Yes. But the sun has not yet set on Sun Yat Sen.
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