I’ll be a real cultural embarrassador over the next few weeks. My photo on the cover of a poetry magazine, an invited submission to an architecture mag, and most exciting, I will be lecturing creatives on humility next month. I’m like the minister of arts in exile.
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‘an invited submission to an architecture mag’. Now that is something I’d like to see and or read.
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Soon. Also the humility lecture details released in a week or so.
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so, the architecture thing is happening? excellent.
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It’s not the most substantial piece. No Shedism. Nevertheless…
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C’mon……. Spill the beans. Fun with tilt up slabs? Covering horrendous errors with rendering? Fitting facia panels to the tops of high rises using only mild steel cad plated 5/16 bolts from Bunnings? Or with this approaching storm as my concern, holding down the steel framed roofs of South Perth units using only (perhaps this time 3/8), threaded rod, again from Bunnings and this said rod to be bent to fit under the third course of bricks from top?
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What’s the difference between “new poetry” and “new poems”?
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Ask #NF1 if he’s still around.
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Or Gina.
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Still around. Nice work TLA.
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So the other two things were not invited?
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Tony Martin would explain it to you as the difference between pine forest and forest pine.
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So one is an air freshener, the other a laundry detergent?
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Written by ‘new bastards’.
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Poetry is the art form, and poems are examples of it.
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TV mini-series starring Andrew Daddo as TLA.
Dramatis personae commences now…
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I thought Ving Rhames. Or at the very least Maximillian Schell.
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Is Sid James still with us?
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She-Ra as Herself.
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Klaus Kinski as the diver Giant.
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Great photo and wonderful performance by the dog? Live baiting at all?
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Gotta draw the Great Whites into the shallows, somehow. Why not a dog?
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Looking forward to it all.
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