We’re taking it up a notch! The Civic Hotel. I’m not sure whether the protest is against how shitty the Civic’s beer garden is, of that the place is always full of losers (bused in from where?) when it should be a good pub. By Heisenberg.
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Seen this morning Innaloo: Prawns 30 per cent off. Just 30 per cent? Why not the full botulism?
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If prawns have been Innaloo they’re going to be a bit dodgy.
I’m here forever!
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Sir , Nookenburra is the correct name of the Innaloo area.
https://www.landgate.wa.gov.au/corporate.nsf/web/History+of+metropolitan+suburb+names
and I think you’ll agree Nookie prawns sounds a lot better.
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See the lightning/cocos combo nearly killed a dude in parmelia?
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AND cotton palm set on fire!
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No way. The cocii saved him. I’m planting a few around my place today, just in case.
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They were sheltering under it? What kind of shelter could cocii provide?
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none. zip. nada.
worst thing you could do.
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A Cocos wouldn’t even keep the rain off.
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certainly doesn’t keep the lightning off.
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‘it should be a good pub’
Coles bought the Civic, and wanted to put a big 1st Choice Liquor warehouse store on the site. They planned to redevelop teh Civic so were happy to let it decay. They bought up a lot of small local bottle shops (like the one in Bayswater), changed them to Liquorland, so that they could close them all and argue that their booze barn was not treading on the little guy.
This plan has been torpedoed by Woolies building a Dan Murphy’s on the Peninsular Tavern site, so now Coles don’t know what to do with all tme crappy pubs they bought. Same story with The Leopold, Bentley Hotel and Vic Park Tavern.
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Still doesn’t explain why the Civic is full of cunts mumbling into their beer. Or wait, does it?
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The Hole conspiracy comes together.
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note that the Beaufort Street Arrondissement officially ends at Wood Street, where the mock-Fed green railings and street lights end abruptly.
The Civic is outside the ‘Disse, in the badlands where feral bogans roam free.
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I thought Grand Prom marked the edge of civilisation? Is Wood Street to Grand Prom some sort of DMZ?
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Maybe it’s a fluid line. You might have to survey residents. There will be a line where bushes are in, and bushes are played.
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Dude it’s 2014. It’s post-bush all the way to Midland.
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So regrowth centred on Highgate and Lawley?
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Just checking. Post bush is now full bush again right?
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No, that would be ‘bush’.
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But full bush is the no bush blowback isn’t it? So in reality, post bush should now be re bush…err, I think.
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I’m bushed.
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You can watch porn from the comfort of the 950, or any library. The bush won’t be getting even retro cred for the foreseeable future, my friend. Stop holding out, and go get your clippers.
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Arbitrarily imposed imperial borders that will only add fire to existing sectarian tensions.
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An important point , especially in regard to inter council disputes , for example , the Kalamunda Belmont play off. Remember that any border between humans is arbitrary, but the sense of identity the border brings needs the historic Kahunas to pull it off.
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Can’t we use the bush/no bush divide to sort this out? In Kalamunda, I think their bushes that they didn’t brazilian are now (apparently) back in fashion. (except porn). Belmont would definitely be a no bush zone.
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Checkpoints to be set up under supervision by the E.C.U.
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Highly VIZual: superb.
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Pubic hair! How retro.
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The bush is back don’t forget.
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Oh dear. Appears The Civic doesn’t serve organic wheatgrass cocktails, or wine from Guatemala, or whatever it is the trendy middle class are now demanding.
Never mind. I’ll just sit here (right now) watching sport on the TV, surrounded by the class you evidently despise.
Oh… I bet most of the old blokes at the bar can spell ‘bussed’ as well. Just sayin’.
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keep mumbling into your beer.
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Looser
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My parents begged me to run a cat shitting blog instead of this one. And I wouldn’t listen.
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Actually, they are bused in. Troy gives each of them a lift separately. He doesn’t cover the Subiaco area though for some reason.
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Alcoholic Guatemalan wheatgrass shots: I’d go to the ‘Ling for those!
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Doesn’t Cuban have to be played first before we can go Guatemalen?
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Maaaate: your piss-poor spelling is just going to further enrage this bloke.
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Quilty as charged.
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And your faith in their spelling ability is almost certainly the piss talking.
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It’s spelled ‘whine’, though why the fuck the Civic would be whining from Guatemala is beyond me.
And i’ve been to the Civic way more times than to the Classroom, so i should know.
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What is the skinny on The Classroom’s new Northbridge pad?
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Don’t know. Finding out will take a whole set of other accidental happenstances. I’m still processing the Classroom experience.
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I’ve never been. I was born a Baysie man.
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you were born a shackleton man.
breezed through there a few weeks ago. one of those places that you don’t really notice until a few miles down the road.
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There’s still people living there.
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i regret now not taking the opportunity to have a look at the world’s smallest bank, but the place was littered with 4wds from some grey caravan.
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There’s an art gallery!
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Albeit of the animals welded from bits of scrap kind.
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so possibly my decision not to stop was correct.
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It’s all in my book “The Molesworth Conspiracy” where a couple of bumbling retail organisations, arseholed out of the brothel root piss business, settle on a strategy to help the lower orders through delirium tremens.
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Sir Bill, rejoice, your nookie prawns are in fact real and you’ve probably eaten them. The old PNG boat the Lakanuki aka the Lackanookie was converted to a freezer mothership then a trawler and worked from Karumba to Exmouth for decades. Joint owner of the Lackanookie, Freo fishing identity Joe Rotondella, built a Kalamunda shopping centre.
Speaking of which, did anyone else see the Hands off Kalamunda t-shirts and posters displayed by anti merger protesters on tv last week? What might we catch there? Do we have to wash our hands after?
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He didn’t build Barberry Square did he.
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Just here.
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well may god save the queen …
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TLA, not sure which one yet, he actually admits to the deed in his autobiography. I will sleuth it down.
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