If Radio National can give me a free fruity umbrella in a caption contest, then maybe it is time for cuts. Will be adding “Umbrella Winner” to my CV.
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Auntie chucking out these decidedly vibrant umbrellas just as the antipodean sun once more threatens the pastiness of her inevitably book-toting listenership.
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“Don’t have Instagram?” haha. Anyway, what was your caption?
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The top ones will be recorded and broadcast.
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I thought you were going to save me from actually having to listen to it.
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I hesitate to write it. Too wanky.
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Its the kind of thing that deserves to be parodied , really there are only three people in W.A. who listen to it. I just hope that slow witted monster of depravity, the Liberal Party , is not listening to this blog.
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Reading Bertrand Russell upside down? That has to be you, Sir Bill.
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There’s a right side up version of The Prophet inside. And inside that, Cloudstreet.
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And too many spelling errors.
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I’ll come to you for the soft focus photo.
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Ha! I hacked your phone and found your entry:
When the wolfs howl, we’ll howl together
Told you I’d be here forever
Said I’ll always be a friand
Took an oath I’ma stick it up my beyond
Now that it’s rainmaking more than ever
Know that we’ll still have each other
You can phwoooar under my umbrella
You can PoVi under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)…
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Wow. I can’t understand how you weren’t commended in that haiku comp. Btw have we missed it this year?
Actually I think mine’s worse than that.
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City of Perth library haiku comp was so last month. Don’t know about any others around.
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Damn it.
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Radio National – where TripleJ announcers go to die.
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Did anyone from here get to listen to Hutchinson on 720 this morning? He wanted people to contribute stories about their experiences, or their friends’ experiences, as drunk drivers. Then he said he would be speaking to the Premier – I wondered if he went the natural crossover?
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That thing I saw out of the window just now. Have you ever seen something out of the window just then? Call in. Have you ever called in before? tell us about your calling in experience.
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It’s okay – I don’t think the Premier goes near windows. He has people who do that for him. As for calling in… that’s what Common People do, isn’t it?
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That’s more Gillo or Sticky McGlue than Nana Hutch. Dad says they all suck.
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My car radio is fucked which has improved my driving experience enormously.
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My car radio is fucked. Battery disconnected and now need a code. Driving is still shit. Its just less shit
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Is your dad filling in for Cammo next week?
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Please say yes.
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Dunno.
Are they removing more of Cammo’s brain to see how much he actually needs to do his show as a medical experiment?
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