I can imagine expats around the world shedding a tear at the sight of this Perthland ad. Sand, pavers, palms, colourbond of that particular shade, that ridiculous black mulch and the relentless blue sky. I’m nostalgic for it myself, and I live here! By JaneZ, who dubs it quintefuckenssential. Marvellous. Not quite not worst. Let’s go with uncategorisable. But still wonderful.
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
I can hear Kumbaya in the background
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Not Rolf?
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I’m sorry you didn’t publish the other shot of the whole corflute sheet, featuring the bunnings-chic interiors of the horrid new flats opening out to that stunning perthland vista. Even the cocoses look suicidal.
Also the development had a brilliant high end name. Not downton abbey but definitely reminiscent of it.
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I thought perhaps they would prefer to be less identifiable!
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But the interiors were unidentifiable. So cheap and bland even people who lived there wouldn’t recognize pictures of them.
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It would have to be “Brentham Park”.
http://www.perthland.com.au/Search.aspx?st=fs&t=plan
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As a former resident (albeit for a short time, as short as possible actually) I can attest that Brentham Street is an interesting part of the world. Fortunately my stay there coincided with Cosmos Kebabs being at the peak of their delicious, meat transformative powers so it wasn’t a complete loss.
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And people hammer ME for my shameless self-promotion…
https://www.facebook.com/WeHeartBaysieWA
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As a fellow inhabitant of the Bayswater commune, I approve.
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Why does the sod always look so damned miserable?
And “Basie” didn’t even have the good taste to show a Baravan on their cover photo.
What a bunch of pretentious wankers.
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“Baysie” that should be.
Shouldn’t type when my dander is up.
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Cunt Basie?
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Is it just me, or does the predictive text on everyone’s phones substitute in “Nauseated” for “Bayswater”? (happened last night, true story)
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To the tune of “Yesterday”… again. ……. Banality…….. I think my brain is going to strangle me,
Why is Perth such a tragedy? Oh I’m so over banality………. Blah blah blah blah blahblah blahblah.
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No words (except those).
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