Outrage Sunday 161 Forever Classic

The hills are alive with the sound of music
With songs they played for about twenty years
Kala fill my heart with the sound of music
And makes me want to drink 27 beers.
My heart wants to beat (but not too fast)
To muzak easy on my knees
My tummy wants to digest a meal:
‘Two chicen parmys please’.
To listen to Dire Straits yet again
And fall over in the car park
To sing through the blight
Like a baby bogan learning to play
I go to Kala when my heart is lonely
I know I will hear what I’ve heard before
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I’ll sing once more.
IMG_8920With apologies for any inconvienience to Rodgers & Hammerstein.

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8 Responses to Outrage Sunday 161 Forever Classic

  1. Rong1 says:

    Err inconvienience. Who’s not using spellcheck?


  2. juantrak says:

    If you’re listening to muzak on your knees, you’ve definitely had one too many.


  3. algernon1 says:

    Does the Haynes Street Larder do the catering?


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