It was almost a relief that Jane Z assured me that the Red Castle garage sale had nothing if value. I would have been right royally pissed off if I had missed a Tudor bed ( as in ” her ladyship’s Tudor bed?” – No the dog done that. ) although I could have found a spot for the broken sword in the stone in the garden. When will the long death of this beloved building end. The Guildford will be restored before the demo.
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
Ye olde pole dance dungeone ?
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Yes indeed many a “private” dancer has trod the boards here.
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Since 1962 (?) http://purl.slwa.wa.gov.au/slwa_b3708034_4
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Superb: I’m weeping at the artistic humanity of the whole farrago.
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I’m really sorry the pictures are so bad. We probably weren’t even supposed to be in there, as my uncharacteristically rule-abiding five year old kept anxiously reminding me as she checked for exits.
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Only apologise to me, not Outrage. He couldn’t get a suburb in focus.
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I thought maybe they were blurry because you were simultaneously taking happy snaps and xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Love the inside shot of the revolting restaurant “Merah Istana”, which if translated literally means “Castle Red” in Bahasa.
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Does that room, with the spitball ceiling, freaky ceiling spokes, and bespoke castle carpet, actually to your knowledge revolve? I for one would like to know.
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It definitely used to.
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I like to imagine you could hear the cogs turning, and there were occasional lurches.
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Muffled screams and the faint sound of the lash.
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What’s with these comments coming out as Xxxxxxxxxxxx.?cuntz
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Legal reasons.
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Shenanigans.
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Seems to be some artistic licence taken with the reproduction of the building on the carpet. Top half looks reasonably accurate, but the bottom half doesn’t look quite right.
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While we’re still on rugs, how is it that there’s no entry here for Perth yet ?
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The ceiling treatment in photo 3 is pure 1973 although its not the sort of thing you want to stare at after smoking a nine paper joint.
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Its got a retro ‘Game of Thrones’ bucket bong atmos
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House of Lathlannister
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But without the intrigue, drama or gratuitous boob shots.
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This place is a masterpiece. Closest thing in the HRV is the Friar Tuck Inn in Catskill, NY, which is now closed and possibly condemned or at least should be. Rumor has it an Asian investor has bought the place and plans to reopen but until then the Tripadvisor reviews are hilarious.
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Triars eclipses the Red Castle. http://tinyurl.com/l39ppnz
Note to protestors :the Turret of the Red Castle has been retained.
from http://tinyurl.com/mkqtaa7
“This approval does not include approval for the conversion of the retained
tower/‘Red Castle’ turret of the existing hotel building to a residential
dwelling. Any alternate use or conversion of the retained tower/‘Red
Castle’ turret other than as a communal landmark/landscape feature on
the site will require further Planning Approval to be obtained. “
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