Found outside the Bassendean Hotel, a hotel where I was expecting to see poodles and metrosexuals, but instead it was totes hi vis and smokers. Even some old timey beer guts, (bought and paid for darl). But perhaps there’s hope for the Basso after all.

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The Basso, the hotel where ” the boy from Basso”, Rolf, had his first beer aged 21,ahem.

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How old was Rolf then?

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Swan Draught. Aged in the bottle 21 years.

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Rolf would never criticize a dangling convivial.

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But I’m not sure ROFL’s into 21-year-olds.

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The story thus far : Rolf was at the Basso for the Queen’s enunciation when he knocked back a 21 year old and an Emu Export , at the same time.

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This – and the whole Bassendean Hotel scene as you describe it – has got performance art writ all over it. No question that it bears Yoko Ono’s trademark wit and grace. They say her early work holds a strong Rolf Harris influence. How typical that near career’s end she returns full circle. And has a dig at McCartney en route. Genius.

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Cassettes are back. Apparently.

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I’m not sure the Basso drinkers would be “Asian compliant”. Be a bit of the “We got ourselves a Chi-nee!” action.

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It’s like what Hitler did to the fucking Jews.

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wha? he did that? Sounds like Stalin’s Russia to me.

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Hitler. What a scamp!

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There is some irony to the title of the cassette considering where it ended up.

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Paul McCartney. The Kevin McCleod of Pop. Look up Graeme Bird Paul is Dead. Best comedy ever. Also Graeme Bird Moon Landings.

I seem to have lost track there. Anyway, Mcartney is a cunt

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Give my regards to Old Perth Rd.

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We Basso metrosexuals are just waiting for the new tavern to open. Our black turtle necks are pressed and ready to go.

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Where? I know there are some metrosexual compliant apartments going up Old Perth Rd, or OPR as it will be called.

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I hear The Whitfield has fixie hangers, a beard salon, and hot & cold salsa taps in every kitchen.

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I’m told Basso lounge bar Leswegian city.

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Any suggestions for the name change for the Basso Lounge Bar in light of this news?

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The Munched Rug

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Rugs

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The Flannel and Forester

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The Rug and Ryobi?

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The Hockey Players’ Arms

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The Velvet Cup.

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The Hegemony Stick

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It’s the new Basso ,the rail ,the river, the taverns , the lifestyle.It beats Darch or Success.

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It will be the new Maylands, which will be the old Subi.

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Does that make Subi the new Basso?

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No. Subi the new Glendalough.

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