Tenuous at best. Why do Jesus lovers persist in trying to bring the funny, when clearly this isn’t working? Why don’t they stick to spouting mumbo-jumbo, hating gays, fiddling with children and tax avoision? Do they really need to diversify their portfolio even further?
By Matt – that’s him there in the window.
No need to bother about eternity anyway, when you can live forever, like the zombies the Duxton exhumed to publicise their bridal expo. And Jesus. By Rebecca P.


Only enter the front with your rubber sheath fitted thank you
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Knock Knock
Duxton: who’s there?
Buff Jesus: …me..
Duxton: me who?
BF: …me…Jesus
Dx: is it about the sign?
BF: yes, I’m a bit troubled by it – you are proposing a conundrum
D: oh? we thought it was ironic
BF: how in the hell is that ironic?!
Dx: satanic bride, jock from Glee – would never happen…
BF: no, no, the sign on the car
Dx: the Ichthys?
BF: no the anagram
Dx: Inhere Joey Twists Tutu?
BF: NO! Enter STOP Do STOP Not STOP eternity
Dx: that’s not an anagram
BF:… oh yeah… sorry … I meant telegram…
sorry about the long intro but thismakes Jesus a little more sad sad
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