First, I checked into the wrong place on Teh Facetube. Then I got busted using the women’s loo. Then someone asked me to suck their cock for $50. Finally I was called a white invading cunt for not providing a cigarette. And we weren’t even in Northbridge! This King Street scene summed up the night. “Get to know me”, alright.
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
If that had been “EXA” I would understand.
The rust, roof failure, general unreliability, dreadful aesthetics etc……….
Yes! I had a girlfriend who loved hers more than me, even though I had fewer faults.
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And would take 40 minutes to drag a Baravan up to 80k.
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To be fair, we were all invited to suck his cock. But the white cunt tag is all yours.
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New The Asia Beat btw.
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A palestinian was asking for a ciggie?
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How can Red Sea Pedestrians be white? Thinking we’re European is the mistake you goyische always make.
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I KNEW IT! Right, we’ll have our Eurovision trophies for 1978, 1979 and 1998 back then, smarty pants.
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Fifty bucks? I hope you haggled.
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How much longer before it will be cheaper to get a head job than a coffee in Perth?
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With a complimentary mini shortbread shoved up your arse.
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