Demolish everything, but make sure the precious Cocos are not touched. Here’s the thing about Maylands vibrancy. The only good bit is a tiny portion of Railway Charade encompassing Mad Kuntz. The rest is a shithole. A shithole that manages to be a shithole despite being on the fucking river! Both hemisphere and Cascades are gone. Burnt. A burning that also managed to miss the Cocos. And the KFC. This is all fucked. This is opposite the Coles and (N) IGA. And the Islamic Centre. Now playing? Forget it. If you have to ask, your soul is being knobbed.
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How long has it been since the fire? I saw The Panics play there before they became too popular for me to go to their gigs anymore and they’ve been too popular for me to go to their gigs anymore for a hell of a long time. Hell I miss The Panics. Anyway about a fortnight after they played there it burnt down. I’m not suggesting there’s any connection. I also used to dine at Cascades, where I once encountered “Mediterranean Soup”, which appeared to be the left overs of a few other soups, but with the addition of black olives for some mediterranean authenticity. I don’t miss the Mediterreanean Soup. Anyway why is this still like this after all these years? I thought there was some sort of land shortage in WA? If this was Cottesloe there’d be an outrage and millions of dollars would be thrown at it; I think this is where you step in Lisa Baker.
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Maybe someone should put socks on the fence. How long ago was it btw?
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If Maylands was a soup it would be Mediterranean soup – without the olives.
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Pee soup?
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How did the burgler get into the house?
Intruder window…
Unless shopping at Ballajura, for handbags…
Bwahahaha.
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It’s people like that who drive Commodores into lounge rooms.
Gotta start somewhere I guess.
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