The Obscenity Tree

Breathtaking Bunnings Bonsai by BuddhaLalaland. Make it stop! Makes the Cocos look attractive. Inglewood Bunnings.Bunnings-Bonsai-

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10 Responses to The Obscenity Tree

  1. Shazza says:

    It’s looking right at us.

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  2. NF#1 says:

    Fuckin mandrakes. Pull’em up, they get ya down mate, screaming and squealin’ like nothin you never heard mate. Now they’re flogging the cunts down at Bunnings, but can’t tell fuckin reality apart from fuck-knows-what no more mate. More choof mate? So d’ya reckon they’re real them Bunnings workers in them ads? Fuck mate, who fuckin’ cares, but MANDRAKES I tell ya, creepy fucks.

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    That is kinda creepy. At least you know that your average Bunnings punter will have killed it within 3 months of leaving the store.

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    • Margeryx says:

      Kinda creepy? A regular bonsai is kinda creepy – this is a Thing That Should Not Be. Three months is too long – am heading down there now to put it out of its misery with a spade. No-one will judge me.

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  4. orbea says:

    Its a Troy and Tammi shrine.

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  5. Joel T says:

    If being slightly aroused by this tree is wrong, I’m not sure I want to be right.

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