Is that…pikelets made into jewellery? And the rest is..? By James N. Magnificent! I can’t help thinking there’s a false bottom in that cake box.
I have a confession to mke btw. I was riding home on the bike path at Burswood Wednesday on my vintage racer, trying to keep up with some semi lycra tool, when I passed an object on the bike path. By the time I processed it, I realised it was a strap-on. Yes, a strap-on on the bike path. And I didn’t go back. Yes, even though I was half a k past it by the time I realised it, it was unacceptable not to go back. 
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clearly that’s just a hollow soap on the rope in the second pic yes?!
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false bottom
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Not worst! Lovely shot JamesN.
TLA your strap-on story reminds me of an instance when I found a rubber penis mold outside old parliament house in Canberra, not long after knocking back a few Crown Lager’s at teh new parliament house. It was in the days before iphones, so no pic. A cascade of bests and worsts that day.
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It was suspiciously near where there was a pelaton of seniors in the morning. Get up seniors or somesuch.
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and when are you going to get an edit function dammit. My edit skills always seem so much keener after I post.
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That’s not up to me. No Post style typos were there? Not quilty.
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Twas ever thus, Shaz. Personally, I’m firmly in favour of not having an edit function. I think it’s infinitely preferable for all to live and die by the Post Comment button than to allow revisionists to doctor their comments after the event.
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Fair point Snuff. I stand corrected.
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A strap-on in Burswood is the equivalent of a hammer falling off the back of a ute anywhere else in Perth. Nothing to see here. Move along.
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aren’t vintage racers the new fixies?
to be ridden wearing a V-next sweater and a one-shoulder bag?
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Generally you’d convert it to a fixie but yeah kind of.
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I thought even hipsters had finally worked out that a fixie designed for a courier to nip in and out of busy London/New York traffic was sod-all use for riding at speed down an empty cycle path and decided that gears and brakes were an advantage
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I was born a Dunkley Pramotor man, and I’ll …
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Wow, how did that get there?
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I saw that strap-on! – just past the Causeway. Yes, it took a few seconds to process the image and register what it was. Yes, I thought that I should stop and photograph it – I has my camera – but then I thought, how do I explain to the joggers what I am photographing and for whom I am photographing it …
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and no – I’m neither a lycra tool nor a hipster on their vintages or fixies or whatever..
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