Media mayhem moments this morning. A colleague noted this report about crabs at Mosman Park: alas, it was in an eastern suburbs paper (called the Eastern Suburbs Reporter). The sub-heading is intriguing. Does CA stand for Crabs Aggressive? “I should have been a pair of ragged claws/Standfirsting across the floors of silent seas”…it doesn’t quite have the ring, does it?
Far simpler is this contribution from that notorious rainmaker ‘Butt Cheek’ Bento. “I’m not sure why they felt a photograph was necessary to accompany this story,” he says. That is one aggressively hairy butt cheek.
The Worst of Perth 
I rather hoped C.A Standfirst was the journo’s byline
photo by I.M. Righthere
edited by W.C. Loiterer
call that a hairy buttock? puff.
they don’t like it up ’em. RIP Clive Dunn
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“Don’t panic! Don’t panic!”
After all, life is just a sexually transmitted, terminal condition.
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Does that say Asian Pedo crab?
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When Albany radio finishes playing Little River Band ill call up and ask if Asian pedos have hit king George sound yet
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Cane toads of western waters??
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It’s probably fair turnabout if the Asians are finally sending their pedos over here.
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Our rocks go there, their rockspiders come here.
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it’s New News, as distinct from the West Australian, which is news you read three days ago on the Internet.
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I see Michelle Wheeler did the cycling story. Was Colin McCracken unavailable?
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Neither was B. Icke.
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If the size of the buttock is anything to go by, I suspect the bike was going for a murder suicide.
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Subi Post use TWOP for media watch sniping, eastern suburbs have crabs
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