Abandoned dreadlock Maylands

Budda lala land has all the proof (as if you needed it) that Mt Lawley is dead and Maylands is the place to be. A lone abandoned dreadlock. Yes the Rastas, the poodle owners and their entourage of Door Bitches and camp followers will have the 8th Ave gun shop turned into a Tapas haunt before Swallow Bar aka Madkuntz aka Knobgoblins etc etc etc opens. Which, since they are saying any day now, probably means February.

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6 Responses to Abandoned dreadlock Maylands

  1. Actually door bitches have probably been displaced to Bayswater.

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  2. NF#1's avatar NF#1 says:

    Nor think Maylands dejects my lofty mind:
    All that I fear is dread that’s left behind!
    & c. & c.

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    • rottobloggo's avatar rottobloggo says:

      Your spirit is attacked by cowardly fear, that often weighs men down, so that it deflects them from honourable action, like a creature seeing phantoms in the dusk, NF#1.

      Shake off this dread yourself.

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  3. mrsstone's avatar mrsstone says:

    The dread’s dead man.

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