You read The Worst of Perth, you’ve spent 3 hours at kerning college…and yet, something still doesn’t sit right. Then you do the other sign. Perhaps part of you is saying, “It’s only a Blockbuster maimed by a tornado…” But if that’s the case, why kern up the apostrophe hole? Baffling. 
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New Zealanders.
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Old dude, you are totes not down with the tech-savvy kiddies. Sexting, I believe it’s called.
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Maybe paint autocorrects these days.
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“kern up”?
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as in “Kern up motherfuckers.”
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The usage of 80’s colour patterns has to be a worst in its self.
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Not to support Morley typos, but I believe they’re trying to say (in a groovy, hip-hop way) “we R (are) open”. They still deserve all the scorn we can muster.
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I guess you are right.
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I guess u r right.
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That’s what I said.
In related news – how has the internet not killed this franchise stone dead?
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Others had hand corrected both signs so I went with it.
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And shouldn’t an r in this situation be “R”?
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I do not know how they stay in business and often wonder. We periodically rent DVDs from the local blockbuster just to show the kids how it was done in the olden days. They have massive premises on a busy corner in East Vic Park which cant be cheap to maintain. I invariably return the disk late because, priorities. After a week they start sending the occasional courteous SMS to remind me. On the next trip the slacker behind the counter tells me I can pay the small fine next time. How do they make any money at all?
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Here’s the tip. Don’t return ’em. Say you put it through the slot after hours. Legally they can’t do nothing but waste more money sending you letters about over due notices. Yea right cunt, you and that EMO army! It ain’t Fort Knox.
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So, um… their business model? Where does profit come into the picture?
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nah, it’s just crap.
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Does every shop in Perth now feature a bollard and a trolley ? I hope so.
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Not all. Some feature VN Commodore, or recently exploded hole where ATM used to be.
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What are ‘normal trading hours’ these days anyway? Now that a nocturnal purchase of a tin of creamed corn is legally acceptable I have to go to the mallee clock shop for thrills.
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Typical Kiwi Thing.
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