Jethro likes to keep his friends close, and his Cocoses even closer. Mosman Park. These Cocoses are literally in da house. Actually they may be Majestics – the equally useless retarded cousin of the Cocos.
And is that a blackboy rampant?
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Day of the Cocos in Mosman Park
The locals thought it just a lark
As deadly palms ate eighties eyesore
Adjourning next to Prix D’Amour
Whose hapless poodles out they spat
To march on festering junkie flats
Guns fired down from Monument Hill
Foul tropicals they could not kill
One got hit but on it staggered
Clutching a screaming Andrew Mallard
At Stirling Hwy south they looked
To see the place that God forsook
Resisting such a Wintoned fate
They chose once more to vegetate
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Beautiful… Thank you.
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I’m now convinced that forsooked should be a word.
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I call Cotton.
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You’re just making shit up, now, right? Your authoritative pronouncements on matters “palm” put me in mind of (allegedly) celibate, (allegedly) heterosexual men in lacy dresses in a remarkably gaudy historical anomaly of a city state… Well, when they tell anyone else what to do or think about anything at all, really. I guess we should be grateful that you limit your area of anti-expertise to palm readings.
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That’s beautiful, thank you.
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You can work the htmls to deploy sar-chasm, and yet fail to step out and use even a nom-de-blog to scathe?
Looser.
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Not sarcasm :-)
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I have long been a man of strongly and loudly held, and yet poorly formed and often contradictory, opinions. I see no reason why palms should get special treatment.
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Talk to the Mrs Palmer.
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Maaaate. Might have to get a lawyer.
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I think you now have to retract everything you’ve ever said about Perth architects.
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Really?
Even the bit about pretentiousness without function?
Take off the ‘soft focus’ filter next tie, Jethro, they’re pretty kitsch even on smooth skinned ladies, and especially evil on old wrinklies.
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Make that …”next time”…
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What do you mean ‘without function’? The holes let the palms go through.
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BREAKING: Winton film to be made, requires ppl with knowledge of making films in the 80’s
http://www.mediastatements.wa.gov.au/Pages/Results.aspx?ItemID=150462
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and SIX – count em, of the SEVENTEEN films will be made in WA
A great day for Western Australia!!
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Unless you’re a WA screenwriter, in which case Tim Winton is stealing all your funding.
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there is no such thing, they’ve moved east
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That would be me!
Jeezus, David fucken Wenham. Was Noah fucken Taylor not available?
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Is that Jackie Treehorn’s place?
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I’ve found a doozy of a palm through a roof. I was too tired tired to take a photo of it though.
google maps link
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It looks the tree is actually growing through the building, am i correct?
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Keeping their fronds close …
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‘Wintoned fate’. Awesome.
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you can mock but its actually a really nice house! so much better than the usual Zorzi shit that keeps getting built in the Golden Triangle
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