Well I wanted to thank Bento and Outrage for keeping the worsts coming while in Chinser land. I saw the perfect gifts for them. I could – still can see Outrage in this shorts belt combo, and was there ever more a Bento boot than the boyfriend boot?
Unfortunately their dollar value exceeded their irony value, so I kept looking. The bad taste t shirts were exactly like bad taste t shirts here, so I finally found the perfect gift, obscure Chinese piss. Tragically, since I was transiting rather than exiting Hong Kong, I wasn’t allowed to take them on the plane. Had to throw them in the bin. So I will have to find some other way to thank them. 
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Just as well: the warm beer-drinking Bento would have been quaking in his boyfriend boots at the thought of manly liquor.
I, however, can (to paraphrase Colonel Trautman) drink things that would make a billy goat puke.
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China is a paradise for warm beer lovers. It’s all warm.
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All mouth and no (short) trousers, Cohen. If I recall, when I arrived at our agreed small bar, you were sipping a latte. Perhaps TLA could’ve picked you up some nice oolong for your Friday nights.
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It was a nuclear-strength long black. I had to try and sober up after an afternoon of drinking with police.
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And yet you felt able to return to alcohol the instant I put my credit card on the bar.
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It would have been churlish to refuse your generosity.
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I wouldn’t have bothered
while you were away DFOC’s puns were so lame he is currently seeking asylum in Ecuador
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Oh yeah, I can see those boyfriend boots out on the juliet balcony.
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In your absence there are two worthy candidates for the order of your BOOT
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but they did a good job of moderating
and in that aspect alone they deserve our thanks
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VW was blacklisted by the interim overlords, but our reign of terror has now come to an end.
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it’s not a proper reign of terror without a public guillotine
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I tried, but Cohen claims to have some knowledge of publishing law, and suggested that summary execution is, technically, not within the authority vested in guest bloggers.
The law is a ass. A idiot.
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I appeciated the VW banning muchly. Anychance the Augusta Glock cunt can go to Mullaloo.
win-win
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c’mon. Suggestions like that could get you powerband.
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Thank you for my picture of booze, TLA. It feels like Facebook 2008.
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9 year old piss in a bin. Cuts out the middle steps ending in vomiting in the bin. I’ll work something else out.
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Is that a Cocos on the crotch?
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I think you’ll find when you look at the crotch area there are nuts. That’s a coconut tree if ever I saw one.
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Jesus – I’m really bad at this, aren’t I.
But that is a willie warmer he’s holding, right?
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only if you want a drawstring model.
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Close, more like a driver-warmer.
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Exotic bin-liqour? Should’ve gone the therapeutic mushroom route
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Chinese Liqour?
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