As always, parking the breakfast is a privilege not a right. At least it doesn’t say “We got ourselves a Chinee.” I’m wondering though, if they don’t wipe their arse, are they really the type to be using hand cleaner? Maybe there’s two pigs, one excessively dirty, one obsessively clean. And if they ban them from the toilets, won’t that lead to ordure of the cubicle? False economy. And as always, the laminator looks worse than the rest of them. By an associate of Lucky Star. I forgot to get one at my work recently. There was a piece of broken fridge shelf on the lunchroom table with a printed sign saying, “Who did this? Please own up!” The fuck? 
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How do they know it’s a pig? Why not an aardvark?
These are the women’s toilets, right?
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…or I’m guessing it could be from Adelaide. Pie floaters.
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This person is totally running a stakeout. LS – of you go to the bog and notice a mid-80s American car with a slightly haggard looking guy drinking coffee, be sure to use the brush.
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I’ll get the sonofabitch sooner or later, don’t you worry yer sweet ass.
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Yer sweet unwiped ass?
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Presumably it is in the mens’ toilet.
Probably, then, the pig is, in fact, a sow who doesn’t want her colleagues to find out just how lacking she is in respect to her toilet training.
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You’d think gents, but what bloke is ever going to wash his hands? Surely not unisex?
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The only gender referred to is male , so it would have to be metrosexuals.
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It was definitely found in the gents. One has to wonder what the culprit did exactly to evoke such a strong reaction. Practising the reverse kanga is not appropriate in the workplace?
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While reverse cowgirl is? This sick city.
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Laminart Crime and Punishment series. The crime is only hinted, and here the delicate should avert their eyes. did it involve simultaneous somersaults and defecation ?
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Pollywaffle floats
Down sacred yellow river
The pig lays silent.
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washing your hands means you have to touch the taps, so you get more germs than if you walked out.
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Obviously you turn on the taps with your doodle. Ohh then you have to touch that.
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At Claremont Quarter, after you’ve zipped up, you can wash your hands, dry them, and be back by your latte at Koko Black without touching anything.
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Can you dry your willie in one of those Dyson dryers?
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They have the Mediclinics Mediflow (the rotating nozzle on the Saniflow is a worry).
Frankly, I’m uncomfortable putting my hands in the Dyson. Those spinning blades! And the risk of touching something increases.
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Exactly. Terrible design. You can help but touch the sides of those things…
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Especially my wilie. Never mind the quality, feel the width!
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Public toilets are discusting!
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Back down from the mines TL 101?
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Surely random dingleberry inspections could solve this problem?
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