A stubbed out ciggie and torn up soft porn. Someone decided to turn their life around in some small bar toilet Saturday night. Which was it of of the 5000 small bars of Perth? Bird? Aviary? 599? It’s all a bit hazy, but in any case someone was redemptified. Small bars can do that to you, make you think about life and $20 vodka martinis. If only Mainy could have experienced the small bar redemption. He might still have been with us.
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that’s 399. I recognize the striped shirt of the beardy bloke behind the bar.
Knows his wine, that man.
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But I don’t think they have a urinal. The other photo’s from somewhere else.
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they have urinals that broadcast Monty Python
OT: Sunday trading – woo hoo – Perth catches up with the twentieth century
next:- daylight saving and underground power
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Stop it.
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You forgot secession.
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for Inglewood?
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yup, daylight saving next.
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Perth doesn’t catch up until August, apparently.
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Wow. Small bar hipsters even go analog for their porn. It’s like the fixie equivalent of wank material.
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They should have gone
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I can’t deal with 399 at all. It’s still a pinball parlour to me. (does that date me much?)
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They had the awesome Tommy pinball there, where covers went over the flippers to simulate blind play.
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I was just thinking about Tommy! Best pinball ever. Place v noisy due to the Daytona racing games.
Misspent youth.
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In any event my current and past selves irreconcilably collide at that place raising existential type questions I don’t want to face.
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I spent so much money and time at Spectrum. Best arcade ever. Pinnies and Street Fighter II.
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The booths are too big, or the tables too small. When I’m enjoying a small wanker beer, I want to be able to lean on something.
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Their wanker beer selection not that extensive. Birra Moretti? Dudes, c’mon.
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My first experience with Knappstein was at 399. But you’re right, Italian beer tastes like the reverse gears on a tank. Or something.
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Thats one pretty hip pinball machine.
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The coolest, although I did own a Williams Pharaoh which was wild man.
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Great photo. Pleased to see they allow ties.
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Yes, I love the photo.
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