Clem P saw Knob Jockey in Basso, and Pete F Saw the rurotard inseminator 09 wagon at of all places, the Royal Freshwater Bay Yacht Club, which is in Peppermint Grove I think. And also full of knob jockeys.
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Bogan Car, i guess theres either some boagan or jockeys inside that house.
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possibly the only time that Mark McGowan will appear in the same sentence as the word ‘exciting’
I like that they had to put the word in inverted commas.
Yesterday WAToady showed a photo of McGowan to 50 people in the street and only 12 of them recognized him. They did not say how many people thought it was a photo of Himmler.
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/mcgowan-to-create-an-exciting-election-20120118-1q6n8.html
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Not too many would know what Himmler looked like, either – a photo of Mahatma Gandhi would elicit an eruption of uncomprehending expressions on the streets.
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2 balls but small right?
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Not really.
I believe that it was the left one that was smaller.
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Weren’t his simmler to goering who had two but small? Adolf only had one.
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Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim’lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.
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Exactly.
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The rhyme is frustratingly imprecise. Was Himmler sim’lar to Göring (two, but small), or Hitler (one, the other being on the bathroom wall, I understand)?
Unfortunately, I fear that without recourse to some corroborating source (a limerick maybe, or perhaps something by Noel Coward), we may never know the true configuration of Himmler’s bollocks.
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Ask Mark McGowan.
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Mao’s doctor claims the great helmsman only had one.
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you seem to be repeating an episode of QI
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might be.
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Li Zhusui? I missed that bit…really??
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Stalin had three. So it all evens out.
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Communists are bigger and better at everything.
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but small?
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I was pretty sure Hitler’s other was in Leeds Town Hall and Goring was nowhere about.
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according to the story i heard, that was because his mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off when he was small.
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I would speculate that teh ute belongs to that vanishing species – the idiot son of some landed gentry, possibly a Lee-Steere or the like. After shelling out a couple of hundred thousand dollars to put him through Christchurch, Scotch or, at a push, Hale they come to the realisation that he is a complete moron and has to be sent to the country to “manage” the family farm.
He has come to the yacht club either to help rub down the Bertram or borrow some more money.
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That’s Christ Church, thanks, RWL.
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Noted. Also “rub down the Bertram” is not a euphemism for “polish the dolphin”.
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I think you’re on the mark RWL as there were a number of boats rafted up downriver. All full of yoof conducting their bizarre mating rituals. Ah, summer lovin’.
Swan River – may contain traces of rubbed Bertram.
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Yep, the same riff raff who spoil the peace and quiet of Thompson Bay.
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Aaaaaghhhh: Thomson, thanks, Shazza.
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I’ll wager that’s not the first time she’s added a p to that body of water.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the saltwater taffy.
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Shit!
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You’re just making it worse.
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Scraping barnacles of the dingy?
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The uneducated dropping their ‘aitches again?
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Hold their regattas, however …
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You Eastern Mediterranean ethnics did the world an immense disservice by encouraging your Roman overlords to martyr some well intended do-gooder.
Just look at the mess and mayhem that it has caused over the last couple of millennia.
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I spent many a school holiday summer night waist deep around those boatsheds stalking delectable cobbler with a gidgie and a dolphin torch. And yes, I’m sure Tim was there too.
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I saw this piece of shit ute driving through N Freo today. The driver did, in fact, look like a Complete Cunt.
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