Tullio was bemoaning (the quintessential act of the worster) the crapness of the xmas corporate family fun day at Claremont Showgrounds, when his day was brightened by this muffler riding a giant muffler. I have always admired how mufflers are popularly fashioned into muffler men and women. There’s something about a “live” muffler in a display that makes me feel good. Not worst. (One from 4 years ago, assumedly vanished.)
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If she’s gonna do anything as porno as this…
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Is that a massive silencer in her hand?
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Is a beer lady.
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You need the muffler because she is a bit of a screamer.
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I’m not sure why you would celebrate this. White singlet, desert boots, a can of Emuffler Export in each hand….he clearly beats his muffler wife.
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With those acid wash jorts and cut-off singlet our muffled friend is quietly desperate to leave the conservative monotany of Perth’s western suburbs auto repair community for the bright lights of Sydney’s Oxford Street.
Be true to yourself Claremont muffler man.
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So you say wife beater, Pete says gay. This muffler may be a tabula rasa for your own confusions.
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I’m very comfortable in the western suburbs. Thank you for asking.
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Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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A Westie?
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Our westies are southeasties, and northwesties, and easties.
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I was born a palimpsest man …
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Yeah, that also a fine blank piece of goatskin. I’m not against it at all. Live and let live. Blank and let blank. The violence between tabula rasarians and rusted on palimpsesters is totally unnecessary. We are really brothers in the nature of shia and sunni.
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Discounting marginal differences, of course.
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Can you ever scrape that animal skin totally blank? Bollocks you can. Fuck off palimpsesters. You die dogs.
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You TR splitters can rot in a ditch filled with Tony Abbott’s distressed budgie smugglers.
Tabula Rasa is a utopian state – “good place” but also “no place”. An improvement on the quotidian. Desirable, longed for, wanted – unachievable, pathetic.
Palimpsest acknowledges previous attempts of habitus and effacement. Write, mark scrape, erase, no graffiti here no sir, terra nullius, nurries blurryness.
Muffler is a metaphor, quiet the engine note, obfuscate racing note, claim fuel efficiency and promote burnouts. Weld some faux hammers as hands to bash the ‘dick’, self pleasure, self abuse, good for the prostate, bad for the eysight. The statue looks tired.
And what the fuck is that reflection of a straw hat doing in the first shot? Bumpkins too late for the Rurotardia Show? Missed the playoffs in the fleece dagging event?
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Western burbling
Raffia hat
Back dash
Box of tissues
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Claremont wives always
seek their pleasure in the east
back by school pickup
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Correct SVUs
Picking up the kids mount curb
Fuck you “Mt” Claremont
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Two manifolds together – it’s against nature.
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One of the manifold deadly sins as used by them to keep us under control.
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What would that demented deformed individual Margaret Court say?
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Is that red thing on front of the denim hot pants an attempt at a little feminine bow or is it a cock-n-balls?
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ginger minge
Nice find Tullio
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Outrage scooped in his own backyard! Nice sombrero, to boot.
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I have bigger – much bigger – herring to fry (in a quince reduction) this week…
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Outrage is getting a pasting in his patch this week.
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Yes, if only TWOP ran more pics of cars having minor bingles with bollards, he’d stand a chance.
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no wedding cakes melting in the heat?
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Man: Planet Cake whipping up a bollard-shaped wedding cake at the Showgrounds…that would get me on the front (above the fold)…
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make it so.
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Close. Closer …
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Is it possible that this is a creation of the Smiths?
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far too interesting.
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I particularly enjoy the skilfully caligraphed ‘dick’ on the large muffler. A fine example of subtle symbolism.
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The mothership muffler may be redundant in all this.
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The mothership muffler… I suddenly have muffler envy.
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Would that all 250 V-twins sounded this good.
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That amount of noise needs serious pediatric counselling.
There’s a regular kindy outing for motorised mini-minds that wrecks the peace of Sunday afternoons in my neighbourhood, and, quite frankly, the come across as a load numbskulls.
There are, amongst them, several who seem to consider the wearing of bone-domes as unnecessary; possibly because there is little of a brain to injure anyway.
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….they….
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“as a load numbskulls”
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……of….
Smartarse.
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Australian Bikers Aimed Toward Education ?
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Should he go or stay
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