Dear Lazy Aussie. The attached photo shows what I consider to be a vintage WA Worst, from a remote part of the rabbit-proof fence between Sandstone and Wiluna.
Firstly, the faded quotation marks around “Murchison Regional Vermin Council” seem unnecessary, and hint that the MRVC is not official. Secondly, why the emphasis on “GATE”? As if there is something else nearby to close (I can assure you there is not). Underlining any of the other three words would make more sense.
Michael (previously of “Cash Twon” fame).
PS. I have already registered the name “Murchison Regional Vermin Council” for my new rural-themed hip-hop posse.
Thanks mate. I think it would be great to be a Sergeant t Arms for a vermin council.
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Is Vermin a Suburb?
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It’s next to Hamelin Bay.
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Heh.
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Yep. Just down the track from Carbrook.
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Shit in your hands and clap, Snuff.
I’ve just read the blog article, and all of the comments.
I rarely read such stuff, having a deep seated disdain for spoutings of the mainstream media.
I may have to revisit my prejudices.
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I’d contend that Marx has never fitted neatly into that fuzzy category, Rolly, and I guarantee that if you find a moment to read Ike Mathews’ Full Revelations of a Professional Rat-catcher, you’ll enjoy that too.
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This post overlooks the basic question of why Murchison vermin would have a council anyway?
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royalties for rurotards, its the Nats’ basic constituency
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Yeah but who fills in the grant applications?
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Lawyers do. Now suck my cock.
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Do you have a dog?
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$5 on a childseat in the car. And visits to South Perth carparks on weekend mornings.
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See you there.
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*kicks self* – will be there, briefly, but only to pump my tyres and check the chain before heading off for a decent ride along the river.
Damn, There’s no way of NOT making this sound dodgy, now…
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Woof.
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Damn your eyes. I still can’t work out how or where I can post the Queensland/Brisbane list that I found. Pure Pure GOLD.
Maybe Langhorne could suggest an equivalent site over there?
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Whatshername from QLD that used to comment here quite often, umm still on facebook…anyone?
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WA was trending at 39 spots documented last time I checked. Brisbane had 132. We are so lagging behind. Brisbane come good with some recommendations of which picnic tables are “friendliest”… damn.. now I won’t stop laughing for a few hours again.
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Monkeypants, TLA
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yes on Facebook, not as monkeypants though.
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Here you go RR – I’m sure Monkeypants will appreciate your dogged determination.
http://www.theincrediblyrudelogophile.blogspot.com/
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Thank you kindly, Bento.
I may wait until I’m not a not-a-work computer to take care of that, though.
heh heh.
Looking forward to this…
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This is an extension of the Perth dogging list? Charging for attendance now?
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Nah – that was my money down on WT having a childseat etc…
Although, maybe if we get enough interest going…?
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Update (and according to Tourism WA, I believe, Wave Rock is a Perth tourism hot spot?):
Rockingham
•Mead Road off Mandurah Road close to Dixon Daytime and night – cpls males occasional female
Hyden South East Of Perth
•theres normally a bit of actoin on most early mornings at the wave rock car park ,, many places to park up and many more places to walk and find secluded ereas where couples are often finding themselfs at one with nature ect ,, have had a few nice encounters and have found it never hurts to ask a local whats whats so to speak as they seem to be involved at times
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Once Catania is gone and Alannah is Mayor, there will be no more vermin in the council.
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Gangell? Bassendean have a vermin eradication policy, its called “election”
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I was living in the Kimberley when this prick was around, and had to laugh when I saw a mate on the news asked at a roadblock if he was armed. “We always carry rifles for the eradication of vermin”, he replied.
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I bet he always had his hand on it
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Speaking of Council elections – Our own Midlandia is running in the Midland Ward for the City of Swan. He hasn’t told me what platform he is runnig on but he should give some ooshta and youth to the council :-)
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Not a no fuckwits platform?
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What’s that jammed between the sign and the gate?
Some sort of wedge to stop it rattling in the wind so’s not to disturb the neighbours?
Christ! Any neighbours out the would almost certainly be deeply disturbed anyway.
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LOL / *snigger* @ Cashed Up Shoguns tweet.
Talking of stand up comedy, have had a comedian acquaintance lament that more than one audience member has shouted “LOL” instead of actually laughing at a joke. Is this something that happens often? (I COULD do research by attending a few gigs myself, but that would only encourage the wannabe funnymen…)
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Another great picture–looks like the end of a classic horror film where you realize that the annoying teenagers should never have off-roaded into the auspices of (chilling chord struck here) The Murchison Regional Vermin Council.
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Believe it or not kiddies, the Murchison Regional Vermin Council is an official body [see http://www.mtmagnet.wa.gov.au/default.asp?documentid=78%5D. Could be of use around Perth on Sunday mornings to sort out the lycracycle plague at your favourite cafe
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