Investigative work!

Posted on August 29, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Sam Spade: We didn’t exactly believe your story, Miss O’Shaughnessy. We believed your petrol reimbursed. I mean, you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it all right.
Joel Cairo: You always have a very smooth explanation…
Sam Spade: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter? The Mt. Lawley Falcon
By Mark G Mt. Lawley (N)IGA. BTW I also like footy books! Also some cricket books. Also buttons.)

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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13 Responses to Investigative work!

  1. NF#1's avatar NF#1 says:
    August 29, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Ah, the Mt Lawley IGA noticeboard – an endless font of Absconderism and other wiredness. Can we be sure this isn’t one of his?

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  2. The Legend 101's avatar The Legend 101 says:
    August 29, 2011 at 5:15 am

    Wierd but funny that they dont want people to know there phone number.

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  3. RubyRuby's avatar RubyRuby says:
    August 29, 2011 at 7:18 am

    OT – was trying to sort breakfast, and Eoin started talking about his bleeding nipples after City to Surf…

    WHY??!!!

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  4. local lad's avatar local lad says:
    August 29, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Why are the Investigative Work ad phone numbers so offensive and not the others?

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  5. Pete's avatar Pete says:
    August 29, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Has a certain element of this about it.

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  6. Bacon Sandwich's avatar Bacon Sandwich says:
    August 29, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    I’ll see your investigative work and raise you a man of many talents.

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