Yes the cowardly B&S types have decided to pop their heads out of the rabbit (corn) hole again this year. At first I was fairly disappointed that they’d decided to go with bland mated with inept. All very ho-hum, apart from the wonderful spelling of discunt donatuion. Then I saw the kerning of the “A”. If I had just arrived from outer space, I would have assumed that these rural retards had never kerned “letter one” in their lives. In what universe does this constitute acceptable kerning of a capital A? The first fucking letter of the alphabet! Pure insanity. Add your kerning here.
The Worst of Perth 
Limp dick no brain bereft of brain fuckwits.
. lost muresk
. lost sense of rural community
. lost design sense (or gave it to web monkey with no web sense)
. it doesn’t matter that whatever flimsy profit you make goes to charidee, the surplus wont cover the cost of condom usage.
. bundy is shit no matter howmuch noise your POS ute makes – needle dick
. rolly WILL be there to sort out the fat chicks
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What The Hell!
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Kerning be damned (but I suppose we might call this typological thing the “Fucken’ A”).
Same artist as before? Seriously. The Perth Furry community is legion.
Say what you want about their proclivities, they can (and do, without prompting) draw some gynecologically-correct anthromorphic intercourse.
Whoever is organising these B&S balls really should put some thought into their advertising.
Sure, there’s a risk it might turn into a yiff-fest, but it’d be a damned vibrant one.
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Sniffer dogs. It’s even worse than 2009’s.
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They’ll be fair game, for sure.
The sniffer dogs, not the yokels with their concealed stashes for their Dare bottle bongs.
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They’ve done well though to make the map look like a pair of boozies.
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are the ladies that attend these events so rank that they have flies buzzing around them?
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Genetics were inferior? Is that a Deliverance style slogan or just a statement of the obvious?
Looks to me Rhiannon has been commissioned again, and at least this time we can see it clearly is all about the rooting.
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At least this time it looks consenting.
So, that’s a plus.
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I am going to imagine that the artist drew the picture with a pen inserted into his or her ear canal.
In which case it’s still pretty bad.
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At least the C*****s H***l has a reasonable way of presenting the crap it promotes.
This is typical (see the pun?) of the 10-gauge-wire-and-fencing-pliers improvisation that people on the land are familiar with.
A touch of elegance and stylishness could be interpreted as wanker material.
No tall poppies in the paddock, please.
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Speaking of kerning, I noticed the other day that the meat cake has disappeared. I was very disapp ointed
Ha – inferior genetics. Rurotards indeed.
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Apart from upsetting kern nerds , there’s little to take a fence here , except for the fact that it aint drug free. Alcohol happens to be a drug. .
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Chris Morris disagrees.
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This subtlety seems to have escaped our police minister , Leslie Nielsen.(RIP)
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As are avarice, religion and retail therapy.
Unfortunately, they are all still legal.
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avarice, religion and retail therapy are drinks?
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With limes at $25 a kilo too.
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I was born a cocksucking cowboy man, and … no wait … erm …
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And here we were thinking you were into Screaming Orgasms and Sex On the Beach Bento…
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are you saying that those don’t come with a cocksucking cowboy?
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Not at all vegan, I guess they can if you meet him on the beach…
(is is sad that my inner school kid is giggling because you said ‘come’?)
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not sad at all lucky star.
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Four in a bed? What do they think this is – a St Kilda pre-season training trip.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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And apart from the one on the right, they all appear to be male. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, either.
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hmm, it’s hard to tell, but if you go by the ears/horns and genital areas, i’d say that it’s one bloke and three women.
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I think you are right. In fact it is nothing like a St Kilda pre-season training trip then.
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Yes, Snuff is dreaming. You are correct.
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Woeful racks, then.
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The ram appears to be doing a pretty woeful job too, if the looks on the ewes faces are anything to go by. The two on the right look rather pissed off to me. A case of premature insemination perhaps.
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Rosewood “STD” Regular. How apt.
And who are you to talk? You couldn’t kern your way out of a paper bag.
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“QUITE POSSIBLY THE LAST INSEMINATORS EVER”.
Is $90 a good deal?
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I’m with you.
That ‘A’ is really pissing me off. INSEMIN ‘A’ TORS. The whole thing smacks of 1990s era MS Publisher.
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1970s. Letraset.
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I’m appalled, and I don’t even know what kerning is.
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It has almost the same pronunciation as “gurning” and induces a similar nauseous response when badly done.
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Just need to point out that the ewes have breasts as well as udders.
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I s’pose they gotta do double duty, lest the shielas do not present in roughly equal numbers (surprised, yet not entirely so, if they did turn up almost 1:1).
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I accidentally stumbled across this page while looking up Inseminators 2011. I’m a 21 year old girl from a country town who’s studying to be a kindergarten teacher and I maintain perfect hygiene. I am appalled that you would all just judge me as some bush pig, feral, fly attracting s**t just because i go to BnS balls. You should all be very ashamed of yourselves.
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We’ve met?
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Is it about the rooting, Casey?
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You think we designed these posters, casey ?
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“Perfect hygiene”? That’s s big call.
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Oh!
Please!
No more:
“You no nothing abowt the bush, you city wankers.
Wot the fuck wud youse no abowt how hard we wurk.
Get a fukken life.”
You started the “joke” gentle countryfolk.
Now you just have to live with it.
Try something a bit more inventive and original for a change, instead of repeating the same tired old standardised attempts at humour.
It’s getting as boring as “Cafe strips” and “Vibrancy”.
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Sounds like you city haters have such amazing lives, you have to talk shit about things you have never experienced just because you cant cop a huge throbbing cock in your arse out at the BnS and mums tit is further then 500m away you get scared of something you will never be open minded enough to enjoy. So stay out of the country cos i will be ready to run your narrow minded, gypsy, make up caked, fake arse down.!! PS cant wait for rainmakers.
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Sheesh! A lot of arse talk there, Willie B.
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That’s the country for you. First they want our subsidies, then our back doors.
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I don’t hate the city.
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According to Willz In the cuntry, you’re never more than 50m from a rams tit.
Willz, mate, that’s not a tit
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Maybe if there was a punctuation subsidy scheme these rurotards would find the full stop key.
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I’m sure there is one.
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“mums tit is further then 500m away” Mum’s tit as in subsidies for farmers?
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Willie Bum-pkin jis the new contender.
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