Revive

By Sarvnorouz​y. The lack of penis graffiti is what I find disturbing here. 

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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18 Responses to Revive

  1. Snuff's avatar Snuff says:

    But they have left their, ahem, calling cards. On a disturbing related note.

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  2. NF#1's avatar NF#1 says:

    Is your face so spotless?
    Is it white as snow?
    Should sin of want corrupt you
    Would you let it show?
    Cover now your evilness
    Disguise so snowy white –
    Your smile alone will not divert
    From spiritual blight
    Show to them the smirking face
    The fact you don’t believe
    Guarantees your place
    Among the sanctioned thieves
    Sloshing in the holy cup
    Of débutane balls
    From class-room to the board-room
    Your position carries all…

    So get your face fixed
    Beautified

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  3. Jiggles's avatar Jiggles says:

    Haha, my ex used to work in a salon with this ad. Always lol’d at how ridiculously happy that man is to have cream on his face.

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  4. Jaidyn-Jaxxon's avatar Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    I think the ‘penis graffiti’ might’ve already occurred here

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  5. Lucky Star's avatar Lucky Star says:

    Instant graffiti. Just add penis.

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  6. orbea's avatar orbea says:

    I started planking at 11.30 last night, finished the plank at 6am. Booyaa Gillard

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  7. pete's avatar pete says:

    I’m picturing a scenario where graffiti types get so excited when they see the sign, they start doing a Walter Huston like gold dance, have a fit and collapse on the ground.

    It’s the perfect graffiti proof system.

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  8. The Legend 101's avatar The Legend 101 says:

    Maybe its a dayspa for men if theres a such thing.

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  9. Lucky Star's avatar Lucky Star says:

    Here’s a new slogan for them… “Revive: where you’ll be excited to have our beauty technicians cream on your face”.

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