Rick: Why did you have to come to Casablanca? There are other places.
Ilsa: I wouldn’t have come if I’d known that you were here. Believe me Rick, it’s true I didn’t know…
Just a suburban scene by first time submitter Shadowsand. Nice palm. Naval Base.
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I think they put it there as a little joke because there Italian. Anyway what suburb is it?
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The Strand, Dianella.
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really, Bloody Hell are you serious?
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are you?
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Stop it Vegan I was talking to NF1.
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Deadly serious. No school today?
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yes tl101. but i was talking to you.
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Bloody Hell!
I used to live on The Strand. Bloody Hell!
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No Way! To Wired! I used to live on The Strand, to!
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Will the real TL101 please Strand up.
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i live right next to the strand.
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yeah im home sick with a bad cold and im comfused Vegan, sorry anyway
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Spanish, TL101, if they were Italian it would be Casa Bianca.
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You must remember this
House policy: no kiss, but how they’ll make you sigh
One of you will surely watch the time
As time goes by
And when the ladies wank you
They still say, “fifty dollars thank you”
On that you can rely
No matter what the legislation brings
As time goes by
Tissue box and lubricant
Never out of date
Promise of relief
At the going rate
Woman needs a dollar
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
It’s still the same old story
A tug for love and glory
Or for fifty more cream pie
This house will always welcome lovers
As time goes by
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Wow – great composition! Made me laugh as much as the awful sign.
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You’d be laughing more if you saw that he sent early morning emails to edit the poem. That’s worsting comittment.
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One email. Most of the credit goes to Herman Hupfeld in any case.
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Dude, don’t talk down early morning poetry editing. i was taking poetic licence.
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Love it NF#1! Suits the photo perfectly.
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Isn’t the lead singer of The Strokes Casablanca s?
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how did i miss this? and all I could think of was Judi Dench
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Looks totally legitimate.
I guess their marketing budget went on the website, which I won’t link to here lest it be modded.
But I will quote:
Founded in 2000, Casablanca is the only massage parlour in Western Australia that has been purpose built to comply with yet-to-be-enforced regulations, guaranteeing long term council approval.
Our beautiful parlour is air-conditioned and cool in summer, and warmed by a cozy fireplace in winter. Our premises are extremely clean and hygienic and all of our ladies have current health certificates, ensuring your health and safety at all times.
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Actually, if one checks out Google Streetview, this is a replacement sign.
The original is equally fitting to be here.
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Are you permitted to look at massage establishment websites and addresses at work?
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Why, naturally.
I’ve already worked my way through the list:
https://theworstofperth.com/category/worst-brothel/
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And yet no signwriting budget. The Granny move guys (which I can’t find) would do up a nice sign.
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Given that it’s one of my favourite posts, and that there may be a few newer TWOPers who haven’t seen it – here.
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Those dudes could render up Rick and the French policeman creating an Ilsa sandwich quite well I think.
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Bergman – sandwich – image – dirty mind
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Thank you. Does anyone know whether they are still in Business?
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Ring Wayne and find out.
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It’s the post that birthed TWOP censorship 8)
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There was censorship before that.
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True, true. I meant xxxxx universal comment moderation he said, waiting for his xxxxx comment to gain moderator approval
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I noticed the live moderation kicking in. Thought it was kinda sweet.
Hasn’t TL101 recently claimed to have invented the xxxxxxxxx? Like, the strings of xxxxxxx’s?
Strange…
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I had a feeling that “council bylaw” would have been better than “legislation” in the lyrics.
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Is that poor ilsa?
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heh.
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What’s a swell girl like you looking in a dump like this ?
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Wank off the usual suspects.
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Pull it again Sam.
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Berger: We read five times that you were wanked, in five different places.
Victor Laszlo: As you can see, it was true every single time.
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I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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I came for the sign writing.
I stayed for the happy ending.
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If anyone could get a discount on some signwriting it would be Teh Blanca.
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Judging by the paint work on the fence, the payment was made in situ by the apprentice
Squid wank
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V. informative.Quote Scrunt.
Suddenly, at the age of 25, the Prince was cast as the world’s most eligible bachelor. On a Royal tour of New Zealand in 1973, he found himself having to batter off top end scrunt with a shitty stick after he ran out of money” (from ‘HRH. The Prince of Wales’, by Jim-Bob Dimbleby).
Unquote.
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Just in case anyone hasn’t seen this old favourite from monkeypants.
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Massage. Riiiiight…
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It’s a matter of opinion but I didn’t think “Casablanca” had a happy ending.
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It’s not in Dianella, It’s in Naval Base.
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