Weekend Worstoff 149

If the people outraged over the decay of The Guildford Hotel put as much time into actually going to the place when it was open, it might not be in this state now. It wasn’t a very nice pub to go to anyway. I’m sick of it. I’m voting for demolition. From Wa_side. Thoughts of Will and Kate had Turf snickering over Real (reale/royal) meat injections.Outrage Cohen shows that people are still mistaking Hawaiian gods for their testicles. The legend of Simon Kahunas Beaumont lives on. I think that cojones is being steadily overtaken by Kahunas. It’s the new looser. Unless you have the Cojones of Kahuna.
Bouch Patrol saw this when hiking. They didn’t say where. Looks too green for here. Worst well.

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8 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 149

  1. orbea says:

    Guildford Hotel Heritage Nazis never went to the pub, Wa_side is correct. Bulldoze the waste of space and put a Dan Murphy’s up instead.

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  2. Lucky Star says:

    I’d never noticed that on the Coles dry food box before. Now, if I catch anyone trying to give my cats a meat injection, look out!

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  3. David Cohen says:

    My palatable
    Kahoonas should not be burnt:
    Inhospitable.

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  4. Snuff says:

    High palatability ? TF ? And what’s with always having a roof over your head ? Sounds unwieldy at best.

    Not worst on the camp. There are plenty of options, but to me it looks like the Territory north of Katherine, or FNQ.

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  5. The Legend 101 says:

    No one in Perth watched the boring wedding they where all off at the footy and also it on foxtel i dont think it was?.

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  6. You've got a point says:

    “I think its time to pave paradise and put up a parking lot”

    I wish I could catch the Guildfordians singing that….it’d be good times

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