NF#1 sent four images: I’m using two. NF#1 says he feels no shame. Dude: how can I do the tag thing if I don’t know where the horse balls are? If I was TLA I would have ranted for 200 words (and had these up at 00.01), but I am not. No siree Bob.
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The Worst of Perth 
acrotomophilia.
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Uncatetorisable.
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Kmart Midland I think.
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You think. I can’t just make things up.
Wait…
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Was sent to me by one of my operatives.
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Bring back TLA. Standards dropping rapidly around here.
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You try deputising the running of this blog, moderating it too. I’d love to see what you would do.
I for one take no umbrage to the reign of Comrade Editor Deefock: I feel he’s doing a reasonably good job here; without taking anything away from any other of the estimable regulars here (trolls notwithstanding), I don’t feel that anyone else has the available useful capacity make a better fist of this than he is now (I’m sure there’s some who could do it alright, but I guess we’ll see should anyone else earns a deputy guernsey next time TLA goes on sabbatical and I’ll only pass judgement then).
Until then, I wouldn’t be so quick to pounce on David Cohen; there are few who understand the TWOP ethos better than he does, combined with his consistent level of commitment to the blog. If TLA would ever give you his seal of approval to stand in next time he goes away, let’s just hope you don’t club it to death.
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That was massively approved: give that man a French 75 (the Dee Fock/Coco/Outrage/Cohen cocktail of choice).
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(BURRRP!) No worries (once I get over the hangover!).
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Tell me about it. JJ and I caught up for the first time in months. Listened to Bathox etc and watched 80s Xtian vids into the early hours – nasty.
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Hear hear. It’s a shame us whinging loosers have made cunts of ourselves. I for one welcome our new alien overlord.
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Too right. Less with the alien but.
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People really do struggle with change don’t they? Funny little things.
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Deefock not too hot with the comment moderation though. 2 days cruising ha long bay and there is a list of unapproved comments as long as Long Tan. IF there is another occasion I’m thinking a woman editor. Maybe Maggie Tabberer or Ita Buttrose. I think it’s good to have the insight of a new editor. It does give an insight onto images I have rejected. And why.
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Wait I think I rejected the first image too! Am I so out of touch with the kids?
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Yey o bopdaddy yo.
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Coco, while lacking either the time or skill to sufficiently contextualise the posts via humourous write-ups, is doing a sterling job TLA. He’s had a lot to contend with over the past few days, even if some of the contention has had to
do with questionable editorial decisions. Regardless, I couldn’t do it, and three cheers to Coco.
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That possibly sounded a lot more savage than was intended, Coco.
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Mr Coco nose lost. Hes a jerbalist!
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Rosebud
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Unlike William, at least James had the decency to wait.
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Horse Balls.
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Was that Marion’s nickname for William’s kahunas ? Spill, NF#1, but expect a letter from Jay Topkis.
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“accidently killed”?
Either has more money than sense and chooses to pay higher than necessary lineage charges (what about “died”?), or is alluding to his asphyxiophilia. Potential suitors beware, in the height of the moment, he may just forget that you are unable to release yourself.
Comes across as devoted and caring until you hit the creepy “accidently killed” …
Suggest next time he runs his listing past an experienced editor.
Should also mention that poor old Michael H didn’t even show up in the first page of search listings.
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Was she a voluntary amputee ?
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At the very least an experienced editor might have spelt it correctly.
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In view of the ad running below “James”, I consider that highly unlikely.
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Zed and Two Noughts
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I dont get the first one. What’s the worst bit?
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how many limbs does mr shazzanator have?
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5 baby.
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Nice one.
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He made me say that.
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Big nose?
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Who you calling big nose?
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this site is going downhill fast
well done NF your an idiot
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That’s a pretty cunning name change NVL, if that is indeed who you are NFH.
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How outre!
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Quite.
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Crikey – First Dog on the Moon draws cock’n’balls
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Never mention your ex. Everyone learns this the hard way.
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Is “The Love Detective” his nom de classifieds section, or is this actually a business?
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OT: The latest issue of Grok has an article calling for a University dress standard, to outlaw skimpy clothing. When did students become such prudes?
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That needs to be posted here. Please scan.
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Check authorship Ljuke – probably a member of the Christian Union or Young Liberals.
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The terrorists really could win?
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It’ll be great to see Curtin’s lederhosen only policy.
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it’ll be great to see ljuke and lazy in lederhosen.
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I have been complimented, in the past, for my excellent tights-wearing legs.
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Many years ago some friends won big in a lottery and celebrated with an extravagant medieval themed dinner party; a Dirty Dick’s reprise with excellent catering, if you will. It was a wonderful sodden evening, spent largely singing the praises of push-up bras.
I’d lashed out on a rather fetching Henry VIII number, and visited a friend on my way home, who to my surprise implored me to ahem, leave it on. Were I not already cognisant of the fact that she was
mad as a cut snakeslightly eccentric, I probably would have wondered why doing so worked wonders for her.Fishnets; well that’s another story …
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I had a special friend years back who got a waitressing job at DD’s. She only lasted two shifts – both the costume and the resulting sexual harassment were insufferable.
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That’s quite the mental image Snuff.
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of jorts, myself, and I feel sick every time I have to look at a stranger’s navel in public, but I never thought I’d see the day in which Grok would be encouraging all the hegemonies. Link
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A quick goggle reveals the author as a one-time Health Sciences faculty representative.
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**ALERT**
Cr Matt Buckels to appear on 6PR this arvo talking about vibrancy, planning and prostitution in Town of Vincent council
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Wonder if he’ll slip in an ooshta?
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Buckels says A-G Christian Porter panders to the religious right. Personal opinion. Lives near a brothel, no worries, no riots. Schweet mate. Oxford St knocking shop.
Do you want a root room in Malaga Osborne Park industrial area. Are you putting things in a sensible area? (I think that costs extra) Are street walkers going to have health checks., security checks?
Bob Maumill is talking about his TWO-PRONG approach.
start prosecuting clients of street walkers, kerb-krawlers, and have licenced brothels.
Matt says he isnt an expert on prostitution. Bob: “Come on come on MATT!!”
Scarlet Alliance
trafficked sex workers
Carpenter Government had prorogued parliament, and the legislation was dropped. Leg has support of sexwork industry. Christian Porter didnt consult with the Scarlet Alliance.
“It would be like trying to put through a carbon tax and not talking with industry”
Maumill disappears into a rant.
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Prostitution? He definately could have slipped an ooshta in.
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Fuck me, they seriously still have Bob Maumill?
I am astonished, my very first ever PS job was over at media monitoring, while it was still all in-house, and this was approximately 150 years ago now, and he was a tedious windbaggy old dinosaur whose incipient heart attack you could practically hear even then. I can’t believe he is still alive and broadcasting.
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he was running out of puff by 4.40, played some music, must have been the steroid inhaler
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So who has into Kmart and asked them ‘where are the horse balls?’
1 point if they point you in the right direction.
10 points if they answer “between the horse’s legs”
100 points if you end up on the sex offender register.
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My name is Debbie and I like antiques
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Some of those antiques can be quite hazardous, to the point of being a risk to booth life and limb…OH&S legislation of safety in design didn’t exist then: remember desk fans with metal blades without guards, or ones where you could easily stick an arm through? Maybe that’s how his dear departed wife became an amputee.
So if I were James, I’d be wary of that offer :)
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Whats the point of those balls and whoever buys one is dumb.
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The horse seems to agree with you – looks alarmed…
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You should probably censor that James’ contact details.
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Or is it free advertising for “The Love Detective”?
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See here Fredrickson. Correct apostrophe use (unusual for the casual TWOP detractor) almost masques the inanity of your comment.
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Masks? I have a policy of not reading Policy.
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Yes, a No Policy policy.
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