By Pete F. Montreal Street Fremantle. I don’t know.
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The Worst of Perth 
I’m with you TLA, I don’t know.
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Whoa, wordpress was down today. Thought Outrage had broken it already.
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Perhaps that is how the portaloo got knocked over?
If this crapshacks a rockin’… we’re contributing to the over population of the planet.
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Perhaps the locals are practising for joining the mile high club.
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I really like this one. It captures the isolation and hopelessness of the mortgage belt, but in the rarifed setting of Fremantle, contrasting with a more hopeful time of expansion (1960/70s?) when Australia was welcoming in migrants and their delightful concrete balustrades into its suburban sprawl.
The registered lawn and the jaunty angle of the portaloo speak to me of suburban boredom.
Could have used an umlaut to make it more metal.
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I think you might be projecting yourself into that picture.
Look at that garden in the house next door. Beautiful, lush and much loved. Probably raised a big healthy family in that home, lived a life their full of family and friends. Made meals you can’t even pronounce the name of, with all sorts of home grown marvels. Drank wine, sung songs and yelled at some sort of umpire on the tv. Wheelies have been popped in the street, neighbours have gossiped about the couple at number 32 and the community has come together about how stupid the bloody council have been about some issue they’ve long forgotten.
So go sip you latte in some pseudo trendy paved street in Subiaco. Give me a street in Fremantle full of wog houses and big smiles any day.
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Phwoar mate you’ve nailed it. I bet that couple at number 32 just roistered and rankled like nobody’s business.
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Not to mention the skylarking JJ.
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http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/convicted-freo-eyesore-owner-may-avoid-fine-20090921-fy0w.html
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I believe you might be from the (then) Deep South.
My perspective is from the (then) Far North.
But that balustrade is complete 1970s mortgage belt.
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Shouldn’t there be a baby inside the ‘O’? Or a silhouette of a couple rooting?
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Or at least a disembodied cock instead of the line through it?
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Stop shitting?
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Stop breading would have been better.
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would’ve been butter?
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I can’t believe it’s not butter?
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Shop breeding
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Sloppy breeding?
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Error #002 is an old favourite, (as is #129).
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Breaded dog for the wedding feast, the bride presented with a non breeding cock.
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With the ‘jaunty angle of the dunny’ I thought they were refering to Emu breeding – Stop breeding emu, the yoof emu are running riot in this street.
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NOT WORST
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I’m loving the full range of expression and visceral emotion DFOC/or is it TLA/ or it is some gestalt semisentient sensibility of DTFLOAC brings to his/his/their new role as cultural interpreter and web tour guide the Perth Push.
He spans the vaccuum of liminality, post-deconstructivist immanence is fucking spades.
Picture – composition is bleak, the degradation of Montreal Street is communicated with power and a subversion of photojournalist – “wide lens, move in” technique.
Graffiti – NOT WORST
Up turned Dalek shitter – worst obviously, just a training ground for music festivals.
Building site – another bland 4×2 two storey tuscan surgery disaster
Commentary – meh
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Deefock will start his reign of terror early next week, after some training. I’m assuming you will not need to be guess when the handover has happened.
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for a moment i thought you said defrock.
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I’m leaning toward “D-Fizzle”.
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Training? D-Fuzz has a six year old cv and a dead homepage
The training will take the form of ‘Venus in Furs’ homage?
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The list of those BANNED from getting it up on TWOP while TLA is away lengthens…
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Talk to the hand.
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Which brings us to Error #106.
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Davo Fucking Outrage C(onanist)?
there’ll be no unauthorised erections without D-Fuzz approval
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Where’s Bento?
http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/
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I’m not opening that, but is it related to my Asia Beat Story?
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Not too dissimilar. Interesting seeing the variation in reported averages when countries were “measured” or “self-reported” to obtain data.
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Tape measures are notoriously unreliable.
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Wait. What?
I’m somewhere between Cambodia and the Congo, if you must know.
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Did you self-measure?
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Checked several times. Had trouble reaching the full ‘Congo’ the last few.
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Which Congo? Plain Republic or DemocraticRepublic? Stands to make a difference…
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It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognise the cock-related claims of the DRC.
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Try to out Bilbo William Bowe in the Bannig stakes I see.
Jusdt like – you have been warned – there are legal redresses under HREOC :-)
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this handover is already slower and more tedious than Ricky Ponting’s
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Tennis woman phwoarrr!
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Oops.
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I wonder if Fremantle has Dogs and cats?
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If this were Carlisle it would be Stop Bleeding.
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Not really a worst – just a statement of the bleeding obvious.
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Ooshtah
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