Operation Punji Stick

I’m going to Vietnam next week until the middle of April. Since much of the time I will be without internet connection, you will have a new overlord for that period. I needed someone who understood the laws of defamation, but didn’t understand the laws of decency. So only one choice. I don’t know if he will be calling for submissions, or will be imposing a 2 week reign of terror using only his own baffingly blurry images. You might start pestering him now with your “gold” that I wouldn’t run.

dcohen@amnet.net.au

At the very least, you can expect an improvement in the accurate use of the semi colon: And colon.

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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36 Responses to Operation Punji Stick

  1. orbea's avatar orbea says:

    outrage with a dim sim

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  2. I expected splutterings of fear or horror. Nothing? Got as much reaction as my
    “She’s Got Bette Midler Eyes” – Kim Carnes comeback single flops.” tweet.

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  3. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    Respect my authoriteh.

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  4. skink's avatar skink says:

    about as exciting as Nurry taking over from Kahunas Beaumont

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  5. Mr Aubergine's avatar Mr Aubergine says:

    Are you going to Vietnam to ‘bring back yer buddies’ in the Norris/Stallone tradition or are you going for a holiday?

    I understand it’s customary to play The Byrds ‘Turn, Turn’ during a Vietnam montage; make sure you have it handy.

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  6. Snuff's avatar Snuff says:

    Worst well, TLA. And that reminds me … where’s my Kamakura submission ?

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  7. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    It looks like I have sneezed the biggest booger ever.

    Speaking of boogers…I look forward to a refreshing break from anything from skink and the Rainmaker.

    Ha ha ha!

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  8. Shazza's avatar Shazza says:

    Teh Outrage at the wheel? Brilliant.

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    • Frank Calabrese's avatar Frank Calabrese says:

      One hopes he’s not taking lessons in being the overtload from Hell from Bilbo over at the non functioning Pollbludger.

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  9. Paul W.'s avatar Paul W. says:

    I sniffed a whiff of a Chiko Roll DC.

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  10. The Legend 101's avatar The Legend 101 says:

    What the hell is this a Taco or Viatnesse Roll?

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  11. WA_side's avatar WA_side says:

    Is that pronounced “teh cohen”, or just a standard “d”?

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