Perth Comedy Liars

The true story of the Ice House Comedy Club (WAtoday story removed. Still here,) by a REAL comedy insider. Aja Styles was totally snowed by Perth comedy liars.

“The 28-year-old Homeswest tenant alleged to be at the centre of a clandestine drug laboratory which exploded on Sunday posted uncanny drug references on his Facebook profile.

On his Facebook profile Mr Marzoli states that his employer was a company called “The Ice House Comedy Club”, a club unbeknownst to the Perth comedy scene.”

“Unbeknownst”? Comedians wouldn’t know unbeknownst if it had unbeknownst stamped on its wrist. Total bollocks. The club is like totally in existence.It has run from the roof garden of Curtin House (CIB) for 15 years.

Meanwhile comedy insiders confirm that the “Ice House Comedy Club” was unheard of in Perth circles.

What’s a comedy Club? They talk to comedy insiders but don’t ask me for a quote? Obviously bogus story. They also didn’t ask Don “The Don” Smith?

Sam Longley from Lazy Susan’s Comedy Den in Perth said he had never heard of it in his nine years of running comedy lounges “Obviously I’ve heard of the Ice House Comedy LOUNGE, but Comedy CLUB? Nah. No such place.”

Would that be Sam “The Molecular Gastronomist” Longley?

This was confirmed by John McAllister, who runs comedy at Little Creatures in Fremantle and the Charles Hotel in North Perth, as well as by Werzel Montague.

Would that be “English John” McAllister? The one who keeps half starved pigs in his basement? The basement where that guy looking to get back his $2000 radio mike and rolls of real gaffer tape, not that fake stuff but real us gaffer was last seen?

“Total news to me and I know comedy clubs,” said Mr Montague, a 15-year Perth comedy veteran. “There’s definitely no such room. It’s definitely not a room I’m taking your call in. Room? What room? Who says I know anything about any room? Have you been talking to Don? If you have, you understand he had heart problems right? totally fucked up his memory. The guys like a brother, a really short brother, but seriously, the cunt hasn’t seen room one.”

And the cock crowed Werzel. Sad how these comedy cunts desert the ship as soon as there’s some kind of massive toxic explosion.

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31 Responses to Perth Comedy Liars

  1. BrownBook says:

    I LOLed at that article this morning. ZOMG someone listed a fictional place of work on teh Internetz! SCANDAL

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  2. Kieran says:

    I’m glad Troy is involved, he should be able to sniff out a few clues.

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    • RubyRuby says:

      Was sitting a few seats over from Teh Adele the other night at a Freo theatre opening night. Was tempted to go the sniff as we left, but was with a workmate and as I don’t work for the Libs, that kinda behaviour would not go down well. Not even in the name of parody.

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  3. WA_side says:

    That poor woman, as if she hasn’t suffered enough – living next to a comedy club employee! Then she had to suffer the indignity and shame of being manhandled by Troy “Neanderthal” Buswell.

    Bit of a worry though, that her father visited often, but didn’t manage to see the comedy club signs. Although the response from other comedy proprietors does point to the Ice House needing a new PR firm, so perhaps he missed it due to the poor advertising.

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    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      All corresponce regarding Carlisle needs to be prefaced ” Carlisle existence is suffering”. In the “poor woman”‘s defence , she was gurneying while being manhandled by the aforesaid sniffer.

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      • WA_side says:

        Indeed, since my initial post, I had come to the same conclusion myself.

        Most impressed that I was not the only one with that thought, plus you had the Kahunas to post. I admit I was worrying about (possibly) offending the sensibilities of a woman who has spent her life participating in a competition of which others are unaware.

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        • WA_side says:

          Haven’t been able to source the video that was running on that article, but I did find the photo gallery, so I grabbed this one in case the gallery disappears too:

          http://bit.ly/fGYUb7

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          • Bill O'Slatter says:

            The smile on Troy’s face suggests either he has an idea or the wind is blowing his way. The idea would be this : in the future Homewest tenants (cunts) would have to sign a declaration indicating whether they wish to use the premises for illegal drug production.

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  4. skink says:

    why didn’t they interview Iva Davies?

    they interviewed every other fucker

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  5. BrownBook says:

    Article now appears to have been deleted. Quel domage – but someone with better Google cache skills than I might be able to dig it up for posterity.

    And to think of the high hopes that were held for Fairfax’s entry into the Perth scene

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  6. The Legend 101 says:

    Does the Ice House comedy club have ice?

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  7. Werzel Montague says:

    McDonald, you dishonour us all – and you forget:
    “The first rule of Ice House Comedy Club is you do NOT TALK about Ice House Comedy Club…”

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  8. RubyRuby says:

    “Bring Your Son to Work Day” backfires for WA’s top cop

    – Headline beneath the fold for today’s Prosh. (have I got the print media lingo right, Dee-Fock?)

    If only Aja Styles had gone for THIS angle…

    (no link yet, sorry…)

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  9. RubyRuby says:

    On this topic, Karlo will be interviewed on 720 this morning about what it’s like to discover your child has a drug addiction.

    Will be with Geoff Hutchison, potential for Not Worst…

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